• Want to go green? Take a look at AAA's newly released guide to the most environmentally friendly cars. [KABC]
• Guinea's first democratically-elected president Alpha Conde survives assassination attempt by gunmen in his home. [HuffPo]
• Elin Nordegren's current boyfriend Jamie Dingman denies having slept with ex-husband Tiger Woods' infamous mistress Rachel Uchitel. [TMZ]
• Disgruntled bounty hunter Leonard Padilla believes Casey Anthony, whose current whereabouts since her release from prison are unknown, may be somewhere in or near the L.A. area. [KTLA]
• Rupert Murdoch humbled by appearance before a British parliamentary inquiry over the News of the World phone-hacking scandal which is getting uglier by the day. [LATimes]

March is over, and that means we're almost done with the biggest, most exciting tournament of the year, a national spectacle that pits 64 hungry competitors against each other with everything on the line. And when I say the competitors are hungry, I mean they've literally been starving themselves for most of their adult lives. Welcome to the Final Four of The Financial Times' Sexiest Woman Alive tourna- ahem, sorry, Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive Madness tournament. More»

As you already know, Esquire magazine is not secretly gay. Not gay at all. And because there's nothing more secure than loudly declaring your sexuality to everyone, they've decided to hold a little tournament in honor of March Madness, since everyone knows that sports are only for straight people. So now we find ourselves in the middle of the Sexiest Woman Alive Tournament, a bro-tastic competition sure to steal precious hours from studying for Intro To Econ classes on campuses nationwide. More importantly, it will answer for me what has become a central question: can I completely scorn this in concept and still get unduly upset about who wins? Let's find out! More»

• Mel Gibson heads to church for divorce consulting [TMZ]
• Elin Nordegren will get a $750 million payoff in divorce [NYPost]
• Careful people! Great white sharks have been spotted on the coast [KTLA]
• EDC overdoses cause concern for LAPD [LATimes]
• Snoop tried to rent an Island for a video shoot... [HuffPost]

• New York Times gives Gothamist the online equivalent of a bitch slap. [Gawker]
• Following Twitter mimicry, Facebook rips off FourSquare. [Mashable]
• Woman crashes car while shaving her vagina. But was it bedazzled? [Perez]
• Spring has sprung. How the season's nightclub race will be won. [Mr. Lewis]
• New York and Frank Sinatra invade Paris Fashion Week. [Vimeo]
• Official NYC condoms have new wrapper that remind you of...laptops? [CityRoom]
• Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren spotted performing mouth-to-mouth after strangling each other. Or kissing. Whichever. [DailyIntel]

• Elin Nordegren is back to wearing her wedding ring. Hmmm. [EOnline]

• Harry Potter star one big pothead, hiding out to evade drug debts. How very muggle/badboy of him. [IMBD]

• Matthew McConaughey welcomes new daughter, Vida. [NYP]

• LiLo resolves to have a drama free 2010. We're going to call her bluff on that one. [People]

• New book calls Warren Beatty a big ol' ho. [HuffPo]

• Michelle Obama gets veggie on Iron Chef. [Mediaite]