• Ellen DeGeneres replacing Paula Abdul as Idol judge. Less drunk, more spunk. [CNN]

• Katherine Heigl adopting. Apparently we weren’t the only ones totally grossed out by that crowning scene in Knocked Up. [EOnline]

• Top music events for Fashion’s Night Out. Spend, dance! [Racked]

• John Mayer states he has “…never high fived Kristin Cavalari with [his] penis.” Musical, and a sense of humor. [ONTD]

• Proenza Schouler line product of bickering. Hey, probably safer than head butting. [NYMag]

• Sarah the cheetah fastest land animal. This is news because my name is Sarah, too. [NYP]

If The Oscars are, say, Barbie, The Golden Globes are Skipper, and The Tony’s are the slightly effeminate Ken, then The Daytime Emmy’s are like…Barbie’s weird cousin twice removed, that she is slightly embarrassed of. So what weird sightings could be spotted on the red carpet last night? Click below to find out…

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Apparently former boy band heartthrob Justin Timberlake does a lot of other stuff when he’s not engaged in his main claim to fame, including golfing. He helped Ellen DeGeneres with her swing! (See left.) And his literary agent David Vigliano is now apparently pitching a book about golfing to editors, according to the New York Observer’s sources. They say it’ll be “something of a memoir, consisting of stories of rounds he has played and people he has played with.” More»

[Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi Photos by Getty] The 20th Annual GLAAD Media Awards, which recognize media for their inclusive representations of the gay community, were given out last Saturday night at L.A.’s Nokia Theater. Honorees included Ellen DeGeneres, Jessica Alba, television shows “Desperate Housewives“, “Brothers and Sisters” and “The L-Word“, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and Kathy Griffin, who somewhat inexplicably felt the need to accept her award in a bikini, More»