Patrick Moberg won us over with his “Girl of my Dreams” drawing two years ago. Now, the uber cool hipster is at it again. He’s devised a clever set of drawings called “Internet Vices.”  We all knew Twitter was like Cocaine, but what about Facebook, Tumblr and all our other nerd habits?  More»

• NYC’s Bagel King has been arrested for not paying taxes on his bagel stores! [City Room]

• New book captures the view from famous New Yorkers’ windows. [Daily Intel]

• Audrey Hepburn’s personal affects to go on sale in London. [NY Post]

• Do you defriend someone, or unfriend them on facebook? [NY Mag]

• Some reality shows are about socialites, and some are about self-proclamed Guidos! [City File]

• Facebook status update provides crime alibi. [CNN]

• Husbands are the new housewives. [Intel]

• LiLo and the ladies of The Hills partying it up in Los Angeles. [EOnline]

• Judge puts the smackdown on former Senate boss Joe Bruno. [NYP]

• Emmy Rossum met Adam Duritz on Twitter. [People]

• John Cusack drops F Bomb on morning tv! [Mediaite]

Pssst, there’s a new hidden bar on the LES. No, no one knows where it is. Yeah, it was a taco stand or brothel or fallout shelter or something. To get in, you descend the stairs, cartwheel through the kitchen, dry hump the busboy and…zzzzzzzzzzz. Breaking news: the Eighteenth Amendment was repealed. But we’d welcome a prohibition on New York’s speakeasy revival. More»

• MySpace pretty much worthless? Trying telling that to the approximately 250,000,000 users! [Huffington Post]

• Vampires are the new gays? Technically, since they are immortal, shouldn’t they be the old gays? [Gawker]

• Finally, someone is doing something about those filthy bananas! Emma Pillsbury will be stoked. [Gothamist]

• Facebook and Twitter’s growths flatten out. Maybe they’ve past puberty. So, the question is, where is everyone going online? Besides Guest of a Guest, of course. [Mashable]

• Being a chocoholic is good for you.  Seriously. [InStyle]

• Wait, didn’t Obama just win the Nobel Peace Prize? So that must be why he’s sending more troops to Afghanistan.  I totally get it. [NYPost]

• Twitter is making serious bank and has ambitious plans to catch up to Facebook. [NYT]

• What do the airport and Gramercy Tavern have in common? Metal Detection when Michelle Obama decides to lunch. [Eater]

• The Jane saga continues with the squashing of a Times piece that would have been great for Jane Street United. Woo! [Gawker]

• Screech claims Zack was juicing during that pivotal summer between Bayside High and college.  Whatever, he’s probably just jealous. [Us]

• Kirsten Dunst giggles on the stand at a buglarly trial.  Well isn’t that just adorable. [E!Online]

• Take a peak at the very inventive and dedicated efforts of those who tried to crash the Marc Jacobs afterparty. [FashionWeek]

• Skype sues eBay for copyrights infringement. [WSJ]

• Say hello to the new Girls Next Door, who compare the Playboy Mansion to a Disney castle. Yes, except there’s sex with an old dude. [EOnline]

• Facebook nearly as large as US population, and now turning a profit. [CNN]

• Jennifer Aniston might go into the restaurant business, in NYC! Fortunately, no plans to feature flair. [Eater]

• The latest in dork obsessions is a new website, udorse.com. Rachelle is going to be up all night. [Udorse]

• Spoiler! “Project Runway” preggers challenge yields super weird chicken themed “design.” Judges fail to appreciate this artist’s “vision.” [EOnline]

• Facebook upholds privacy measures. Now only friends, friends of friends, and friends of friends of friends can see you doing shots on spring break. [NYP]

• “The September Issue” faces film reviews. If deemed a worse piece of cinema than Gigli, we’s still storm the theaters. For the record, we never saw Gigli. [NYMag]

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[Photos by ZACH HYMAN for PMc]. Today, Mayor Bloomberg is personally tweeting, for the first time! His campaign is responding to the large and growing loyalty from the social media front, having nearly 19,000 Facebook supporters and 6,650 Twitter followers. He started his debut Tweet this morning, in espanol, no less, greeting fans with, More»

• What did you do today while Twitter and Facebook were down? Were you reduced to doing actual work? WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?! [Daily Intel]

• The MTA is holding auditions for new Subway announcers! No more, “Attention ladies and gentlemen: AHlekyp Kdlei Blshlelslhjls.” [Gothamist]

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NYC Prep, Episode 3: “What Happens In Mexico…”

It’s that time again folks! No, it’s not just hump day, but it’s time for Ariel Moses’ Twitterific Breakdown of our favorite guilty pleasure, NYC Prep. Even though born and bred Upper East Sider Ariel Moses swore she would never watch the inane Bravo show NYC Prep, I somehow talked the Horace Mann and Columbia educated New Yorker into submitting herself to the incessant nonsense that is the Gossip Girl knock-off… 3 times now! More»