• Who sneaks Diet Coke into a spa? Bob Weinstein, that's who [NYPost]
• Sarah Palin's legal defense fund gets busted for being illegal [HuffPost]
• Alexis Neiers turns herself in for her 180-day jail stint [TMZ]
• 11+ hour Wimbledon match winner, John Isner, loses in second round [LATimes]
• Salinas couple tries to sell their baby for $25 outside Wal-Mart [KTLA]
• Tori Spelling claims Farrah Fawcett contacted her from the afterlife [Popeater]

• Well, this is heartwarming: Ryan O'Neal hit on his daughter at Farrah Fawcett's funeral, also wishes he'd never had "a couple" of his four children. Awesome. [Page Six]

• Some think hot waitresses are an indication of how the economy is doing...we think hot out-of-work actresses working at restaurants are just as common in boom times as in recessions. [NY Mag] More»

BREAKING NEWS: Michael Jackson rushed to ER for Cardiac Arrest! We are not going to mention this to Stanley until we know more details. He was so excited to see Michael Jackson's Come Back Tour in Europe this summer.

Update: TMZ is now reporting that the King of Pop has officially died. Farah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon have also passed. John Ensign +1? For the rest of us? This is a crushing blow.... DEVELOPING>>>>