Our only love sprung from our only hate! It's no secret that drinking = calories (see: Snooki), and partying too much will inevitably lead to weight gain. For fear of getting fat, many girls may forgo food in favor of drinks, a dangerous combination that should not be attempted. Instead, check out our list of common cocktails with the most calories.  We tell you which drinks to avoid, and which can be altered next time you’re ordering at the club. Combined with responsible pacing, lots of water, and a whole lotta dancing, you'll be svelte in no time. More>>

Our only love sprung from our only hate! It's no secret that drinking = calories (see: Snooki), and partying too much will inevitably lead to weight gain. For fear of getting fat, many girls may forgo food in favor of drinks, a dangerous combination that should not be attempted. Instead, check out our list of common cocktails with the most calories.  We tell you which drinks to avoid, and which can be altered next time you’re ordering at the club. Combined with responsible pacing, lots of water, and a whole lotta dancing, you'll be svelte in no time. More»

[This post is the result of the combined efforts of Alex and Emily who burnt the midnight oil brainstorming and bitching, together.]

Although we like to pretend that New Year's Resolutions are actually positive and hopeful, when you think about it, they really just force you to dwell on what you hate about yourself: your looks, your job, your life. So this New Year's, instead of beating ourselves up over stupid perfectionist resolutions, let's direct our loathing towards the awfulness that surrounds us every day, be it in advertising, pop culture, news, or modern life. ["Besides, introspection is for bitches."-Emily] With that, here are 10 things that reared their ugly heads this year we hope that 2012 will wipe from the face of the Earth, bringing us fresh choices which, while inevitably just as horrid, will at least be mercifully different. More»

Have you been itching for an old school Four Loko fix?  The caffeinated, it will kill you or make you do terrible regret-laced things, is still available at some East Village bodegas!  Act fast and stock up, the beverage police on cracking down with a $2,000 fine. More»

In her classic song 'Big Yellow Taxi,' Joni Mitchell sings that you "don't know what you got 'til it's gone." Now, she was singing about nature preservation or something boring like that, but she could just as easily have been talking about caffeinated super-drink Four Loko, now that the California State Senate has voted to go along with the craven reactionaries in every other state and ban it from the shelves. "So what," you might be saying, "I tried that stuff once like a year ago and I woke up in a puddle of puke with no pants on." Yes, but that's the point.  [photo via] More»