The Rock Guitar Shirt. You can actually play this indispensable clothing item, offering countless opportunities to both entertain and annoy people. With mini amps to connect to your belt, find yourself always at the ready for an impromptu performance. Maybe you'll get discovered! If not, at least you'll never be bored.

City Hideout. Stress getting you down? With the city hideout you can just blend right into the background, and take a break from the bustle, holidays, work, what have you. It's good to take a break every now and then.

The Inside Out Umbrella. I totally get annoyed when I walk into a nice store and they want me to leave my umbrella by the door. I raise an eyebrow and flash a look saying, "This is from Barney's, darling, I don't think so." Well, the tension over dripping versus theft risk is over! Sure, it's not the most chic rain guard, but this nifty umbrella wraps up its own water so you don't make a mess, leaving a water trail. It will definitely save you a round or two with the Swiffer at home. More»

The Paparazzi Playset [via]. Get your fifteen minutes of fame whenever you want with these fun new action figures. Put them all over the apartment to keep you on your toes. Thinking about a late night fridge raid? Not with the paparazzi! Running out in sweats? Absolutely not! That's just life when you are a celebrity, daaarling.

Drunk Cardboard Cutout. A British university placed this lifesized cardboard cutout in bathrooms to discourage binge drinking. This is obviously not the intended effect, but we love it! Keep one around the apartment to confuse the long bathroom line at parties, or just have it handy to pull out for random entertainment. More»

Gold Fish Trash Bags. Not only will these super cute trash bags conceal your mess of rubbish, but everyone in your building will wonder who the genius and tasteful tenant is! They also avoid making the hallway unsightly. Don't they just have you wanting to run and find your local carnival? You'll feel nostalgic every time you toss one out the door, remembering all those pet fish, and how proud you were to win them.

Bacon Bandages. Isn't it amazing when something feels offensive but you aren't quite sure why? Maybe since there are so animal rights-y people out there, it seems kind of wrong to have a fatty piece of meat pictured on your body, although it could be kind of fun to pop into a vegan cafe wearing one. You can explain to hippies that it is meant to be ironic. They love sh-t like that.

Vintage Lighter Cufflinks. Mr. Big justly noted in a SATC episode that women appreciate the slight of hand. So true. Especially when it is clad in a designer suit with cuffs bearing these vintage lighter cufflinks. Adding a touch of personality while still fitting right in with a conservative but modern look, they'll finish off the perfect outfit and also put you in the right position to light cigarettes (a great way to meet people on the street) or those pesky candles that always blow out in restaurants.

Figured Tea Bags. We're kind of like kids when it comes to drinking tea. Because we know it's good for us, it feels way less fun than Diet Coke, or any beverage we meet after around five o'clock. That's what makes these figured tea bags so great. They are whimsical and cute, making you forget about the underwhelming taste and fact that what you're sipping undeniably looks like pee. You can do something good for you without having it be a chore. Antioxidants are fun, again.

Digital Wallpaper. Enless you're tardy to the party (I couldn't help myself), you've gotten the memo that NYC nightlife is back. What better way to mark the return than to add digital wallpaper to a room or office, transforming the space into your own, personal nightclub? Is it ever an inconvenient time to bust a dance move or practice your best pickup line? We don't think so.

Chocolate Shooters. Occasionally, we think about how much thinner we would be if we didn't drink. And then we laugh at the idea of not drinking. If you don't count the booze calories either, then why not add a little more indulgence into your imbibing with chocolate shot cups? Pour your favorite rich liquor, and then munch away on the cute little shooter. It's better than a visit to the vending machine, because that doesn't involve alcohol. More»