The Love/Hate Reflection Shirt.This shirt is so great - looking at it straight on it says "Hate," but a mirror reflection displays the word, "Love." Magic! It suits your every mood (how New York: we're all about being frenemies with friends, jobs, the gym, the city...), and comes in cool colors like, "sangria." What a clever piece of clothing, and ideal for starting up conversation. More»

The Hand Decorated Sofa. We can't believe we didn't think of this! White sofas are boring, but also generally less expensive than patterns. What better way to spice up a neutral (and what a fun party idea) than to get your friends all liquored up, supply them with pens and let them explore their inner creative genius? Kelly Bensimon and Pamela Bell have been coloring their sofas for months now.. More»

The Camper Bike. Kevin Cyr is the Brooklyn based artist behind this functioning sculptural piece. Not only inventive and useful, we can't get over how funny it would be to see one stopping city street traffic, or to tell a friend we'll bike over and roll up with the mini home in tow. Maybe fill with party supplies for an impromptu summer stoop soiree. An alternative to couch surfing? A summer house on wheels? The possibilities are endless. [How To Buy A Bike in NYC]

Aviator Sunglass Pillowcases. The lives of scene-sters can be summed up as the daily pursuit of being cool, the definition of which changes faster than a New York minute. If you wear your sunglasses at night (metaphorically, if you actually do then you're annoying), then these pillowcases are perfect for you! Simple, dramatic, a little Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas-esque, they might be just the thing to step up your bedroom karma, and who couldn't use that?

The Flip Flop Stemware Coasters. We here at GofG know how embarrassing it is to have your drinks running around barefoot, but never fear; we have a solution! The Flip Flop Stemware Coasters will keep the bottom of your glass nice and dry , the bright individual colors help you keep track of your drink as the night parties on, and, best of all, is one awesome accessory no matter where you are. More»

The Spiral Wine Cellar. Because apparently heaven is reached by going south, from any room in your house! We're really obsessed with this. You thought there was barely enough space to add a washer/dryer, but apparently you can have a sprawling, swirling wine cellar. This might rival your closet as the coolest extension of the home, and will also contribute to not only endless parties, but the jaw-dropping awe and envy of your guests. Every hour would be happy hour. More»

The ChefStack Automatic Pancake Machine. Let's face it: the mornings when you actually have time to sit down and enjoy the day's first meal, motivation levels are riding low, and hangovers are pounding. Well, here is the solution. The first automatic pancake machine in the U.S., you can sit and watch while the cute, little thing does all the work, and impress your houseguests with something that is not only fun, but gets them out of having to take you up on the offer of cold pizza for breakfast.

The United Steak of America. It's been exactly one month since the 4th of July, and our deep patriotism for the Land of Freedom still runs strong. So what better day to fashion a geographically sound sirloin to bring to your friend's BBQ? Steak is, after all, the third most American food after hamburgers and hot dogs. Don't think that the United Steak at left can't be topped, either. Surely someone could mold one where the lighter fatty parts represent rivers? Where are our glorious Rockies? More»

Oscar Diaz's Ink Calendar. The way this summer's been going, is there even a point to paying attention to the date? The rainy start of summer has caused everyone over here at GofG to miss important dinner dates, brunch appointments, and the like. We even forgot to plan Stanley's surprise Birthday party!  But we're pretty sure that none of this existential depression would've existed if we had this nifty ink calendar to remind us of the objective temporal realm in which we reside. More»

The Shweeb. See this cool bike-monorail-thing at left? Well, that picture is from a New Zealand amusement park, but we've recently convinced the NYC Department to build one connecting our offices to the High Line. Stanley took a class in grant writing, and it was actually surprisingly easy despite the common conception that New York's bureaucracy is swarming in red tape. hey, if THIS airport in Central Park is a possibility, the Shweeb should have no troubles getting built right? More»

Gravity-in-a-can. Where last summer had Ironman and The Incredible Hulk, this summer has Transformers and Bruno. Where are the epic blockbusters pitting larger-than-life mutants versus evil villains? Conspicuously absent, we here at GofG feel. And that's why, in case you or a friend need your dose of superhero this summer, we recommend that you mosey over to the Brooklyn Superhero Supply Company and purchase some reality-defying wares. More»