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It's award season in Hollywood, ladies and gentlemen! This is the time to look fresh and hit the best after parties in your most fashionable digs. While some people step up their game and dress the part, others fall way short of the mark and stumble into disaster territory. More»

• Chloe Sevigny speaks out on rumors she is dating Pauly D. It's not true. Shocker! "I was just looking at his hair. It looked like... egg yolk. Or Elmer's Glue. [His hair] had a white glaze thing kind of happening and I was like, 'How the fuck? Does he go upside down? What's the process?" [Gothamist]
• Don't mess with the MTA! A bus driver could be in serious trouble after forcibly removing a woman from the bus and (maybe???) punching her after she lit a cigarette and refused to put it out. [Fox]
• Ricky Gervais's instant karma. Golden Globe bosses are pissed about the jabs he took during the ceremony. "He definitely crossed the line," said Philip Berk, head of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association. [HR]
• Surprisingly NOT ripped from The Onion. A rare semen allergy is being linked to a strange, flu-like illness some men experience after orgasm. Post orgasmic illness syndrome, or POIS, symptoms include runny nose, extreme fatigue, and burning eyes immediately after ejaculation. It lasts a week. [Reuters]
• Two sisters of 65-year-old Portuguese journalist Carlos Castro sprinkled his remains over a Times Square station subway grate. Ick. [NYP]

• Why short yourself on the fast food of coffee with a 24oz. venti when you can get the new super size 31oz. "trenta" coming to a Starbucks near you in May? [KABC]
• Apple CEO Steve Jobs, a pancreatic cancer survivor, to take leave of absence until June for undisclosed medical reasons while COO Tim Cook temporarily fills his shoes [LATimes]
• Cayman Islands bank head Rudolph Elmer turns over data on banking clients with offshore accounts to WikiLeaks' Julian Assange [HuffPo]
• Looks like Ricky Gervais dished it a little too heavily for the delicate sensibilities of the industry last night and will not be hosting the Golden Globes again [PE]
• Tuscon shooting victim congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords shows signs of improvement, upgraded from "critical" to "serious" condition [KTLA]

• Conan O'Brien finally allowed to speak again. Strangely, it won't be on NBC. [CBS]
• The best food to eat late night if you want a fighting chance of avoiding that hangover. [Eater]
• It took The Devils to make Newark less of a hellhole. [NYT]
• Ricky Gervais will be back to host Hollywood's drunkest awards show. [Deadline]
• A slide show of the worst Photoshop disasters, including Carla Bruni's third hand. [Refinery 29]
• Furnish your apartment with Soap Opera furniture! [Racked]

Everybody knows the only reason to go to a three-hour long award show like the Golden Globes (that is, if you're not nominated) is because of the killer after parties. And with these photos from the In Style/Warner Brothers and Weinstein Company's late night fiestas, it seems like actors enjoy mingling just as much as the rest of us. More»

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The Golden Globes! The glitz the glamour! I will admit, it's been years since I've watched an entire awards show. But last night, my bff and I just couldn't resist watching the Globes (it was them or another episode of The Bad Girls Club). Thankfully Goldenfiddlr has composed these handy screen-shot jpgs to help all of you that missed the show. Relive what our convo went like during the awards. Let's start from the beginning: More»

At the 67th Annual Golden Globe Awards last night, the drizzling rain threatened to turn the glamorous red carpet into a dish sponge and the perfectly made-up nominees into... well, runny watercolor paintings. But as we can see, the winners were more than happy to ditch their umbrellas for a much more satisfying (yet probably not weatherproof) Golden Globe. More»