• Rachel Zoe premiere leaves us fashionably tense. But better dressed. [EOnline]

• Ashton Kutcher is on Foursquare. He’s like the younger, way better looking Oprah with his everywhere-ness! [CNet]

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• Washington Post calls out Gawker on story stealing. [Washington Post]

• Playing nice, not being evil: Google Chief Eric Schmidt resigns as Apple Director. [NYTimes]

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-Okay, so if the reasons Julia Allison was fawning over Randi Zuckerberg (like an Adrien Field to a Rambin-owned fur coat) weren’t obvious, it should be quite. clear. now. Honestly, I don’t know what everyone is so worked up about. Look, we got this video out of it didn’t we? Happy Friday. [1938 Media]

-Apple just delivered it’s 1 Billionth application download from the App Store. Go check out the lists of the top Free and Paid apps that you should have on your iPhone. [Seeking Alpha] More»

• Social media really is taking over nightlife, and not just another nerd Meetup at Bowery Electric, now there are plans to Twitterize the “new” Webster Hall [Observer]

• “Confessions of a TARP Wife” elicits no sympathy, and the anonymous author is now unmasked, we think [Portfolio and NYPost]

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• It’s the web-couple’s ultimate dilemma: To blog or not to blog…” Um, if this is your biggest dilemma as a couple, we think you have much bigger problems to address (remember this disaster?) Alas, the wacky kids in SXSW decided to create a he said/she said video on the topic at hand. [The Frisky]

• Flickr co-founder Caterina Fakes’ new startup, Hunch is launching in Beta today.  We have a hunch that it’s going to be a hit. [Silicon Ally Insider]

• Cool marketing scheme of the day: Ben & Jerry’s adds Facebook Connect to their homepage, not that we needed anymore reason to help name our favorite flavors…[Ben & Jerry's] 

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• Bartending now has new terms and classifications [Eater]
• Going less gaga for Google, as the company deals with recession [DailyIntel]
• The teens of today will finally learn to save for tomorrow [DailyBeast]
• If you hadn’t quit violin before fifth grade maybe YOU’D play for Obama [DailyNews]
• For richer or poorer, lack of money makes wives bitter.. [Telegraph]

From MRod Nation:

“Why does the main Google search homepage feature an athletic sperm in a swimming pool?”

To remind us of Phelps’ superhuman fertility of course!

[Michael Phelps Has Strong Swimmers]