• Infamous flight attendant Steven Slater was hopped up on "Blue Juice"... [TMZ]
• Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr are so in love that they can't be bothered to make appearances they've been flown out for [Post]
• Google's CEO believes in privacy, but not anonymity, on the internet [HP]
• They still haven't identified that body found in Malibu Creek State Park [KTLA]
• Alanis Morissette is pregnant with her rapper husband's baby [PE]

• Would you watch a Levi Johnston reality show? What if it was about his campaign to run for mayor of Wasilla? [TMZ]
• Verizon and Google propose a policy that would end Network Neutrality [HP]
• Stop traffic: Hugh Grant travels in packs of models [Post]
• Justin Timberlake is now a tequila commercial director [Popeater]
• A disgruntled flight attendant slides down the emergency chute after resigning on board with a proper hissie fit [KTLA]

• Chris Brown has a meltdown during his BET Awards MJ tribute [TMZ]
• Over 100 hospitalized at EDC this weekend for drug-related issues [KTLA]
• Get ready for a new Lohan family reality show [NYPost]
• Watch out Facebook, Google may launch a rival social network service [HuffPost]
• W. Virginia senator, longest-serving Congress member, Robert Byrd dies at 92 [LATimes]

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• Apparently VH1's "Celebrity Rehab" is having trouble finding 'patients' for the show and has postponed shooting, which was supposed to start today, until they can fill their roster. Who knew drug-addicted celebs desperate for attention are hard to come by...? [TMZ]
• Looks like there's trouble in paradise for Britney Spears and boyfriend Jason Trawick -- the two were seen having a spat over dinner at the Mondrian which got so heated that Britney up and left the table, storming out only 30 minutes into their meal [NYPost] More»

• Even though he could have probably had his pick of any one (or two or three) of the girls who were swarming around him during the Maxim Hot 100 party on Wednesday night, Leonardo DiCaprio spent the night flirting but went home solo [NYPost]
• A domestic dispute call yesterday in Hollywood ended in gunfire at a residence on the 1200 block of Las Palmas after police arrived on the scene; a man and woman were shot but their condition and who fired the shots is unknown [LATimes]
• It seems Lindsay Lohan is off the hook temporarily and will not be going to jail when she lands on U.S. soil after all.  At least not right away since her people were able to rush over $10k, which is the requisite 10% of her $100,000 bail to secure the bond [TMZ]
• Mee-ow! Google execs openly ripped Apple while giving presentations at the Google I/O developer conference this week, with their VP of engineering contrasting their open platform to a "Draconian future, a future where one man, one company, one device, one carrier would be our only choice" and then presented a 1984 poster.  Okay, that's a little dramatic... [Huffington Post]
• After surviving a major brain hemorrhage last month, Bret Michaels suffered an unrelated "warning stroke" and is currently receiving outpatient treatment [KTLA]

Near the corner of West Adams and Hauser Blvd. in the West Adams area of L.A., just west of La Brea and South of the 10, is an impressive mural in progress by an artist who goes by "Surya." More»

We always knew we liked you, Sir Michael Caine.  You are one sharp geriatric! How many 77-year-old self-confessed Google fiends do you know who know everything? Most think they know everything, but with a Google habit, Michael Caine has them beat because he actually knows how to Google.

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• Is the Google machine planning a stealth ipad attack? [Huffington Post]
• Paris parties with Reggie in Vegas [TMZ]
• Tina Fey brings back her fantastic rendition of Sarah Palin and it's just as funny, if not funnier [Eonline]
• Jeffrey Katzenberg thinks Clash of the Titans' 3-D is lame and "disingenuous" [LATimes]
• L. Ron Hubbard would not approve of Tom Cruise's alleged "drug history" [Gawker]