• Future first daughters already being stalked by Miley and her friends at Disney [DailyIntel]
• Like the rest of us, CNN is aware that there holograms sucked [Gawker]
• Kabbalah water only. No tap. [MollyGood]
• Sarah Silverman takes the stage with nothing off the table as usual [NYP]
• Laura gets a book deal, Dubya gets a cookie [Huffington Post]

[Photo via Daily Intelligencer]

• Lydia poses for "high fashion" publication French Playboy [Gawker]
• Social scene shake-up expected in Washington [Huffington Post]
• The city that never sleeps should have thought of this sooner [NYT]
• Save this one for October 31st, 2009 [Gizmodo]
• A fly on the wall during today's big Presidential meeting [Daily Intel]

[Photo by NewTimes]

• Michael Phelps is coming to swim laps at your next pool party? [NYP]
• Lady Gaga wants to thank Christina for ripping off her image [MollyGood]
• Okay Gossip Girl, you might be too racy for your 8pm time slot [Observer]
• Astronauts and aliens can now google each other from space [Gizmodo]
• Was there or was there not a 1964 car crash [Huffington Post]

[Bono and friends. Photo via Celebitchy]

• Saving the world and partying with the ladies…the young ladies [Celebitchy]
• Joe The Plumber wins 2008 Great PUPkins award. Woof! [Gothamist]
• Now you will know for next year [Observer]
• NBC's peacock gets new star-studded tunes to dance to [Huff Post]
• Starting to turn out like a bad break-up as election grows closer [Daily Intelligencer]

[Photo via Flickr]

• Does this "den of sin" know how to hold their liquor? [Eater]
• NYC renters can thank the sinking economy for their new, cheap apartment [Observer]
• McCain campaign not happy about Palin Drag Queen ban [Huffington Post]
• The Blog: then and now [Gawker]
• BritBrit making a Bryant Park comeback [NYP]

[Photos via Flickr]

• Someone"s getting kicked off Gossip Girl…O.M.F.G. [Daily Intelligencer]
• They didn"t get the memo about the importance of saving energy [Racked]
• Obama billboards pop up on streets….in virtual land [Machinist]
• Listening to Radiohead for free still paid off [Gawker]
• Rolling Stone gets a smaller, glossier makeover [AP]

[Photo via DailyMail]

• The Material Girl and her RocknRolla call it quits [Daily Intelligencer]
• CB2 crushes hopes for New York's budding restaurants [Eater]
• McCain scares Obama with his plan to "whip his you-know-what" [NYP]
• If it ain't broken, don't fix it [Huffington Post]
• Ad agencies love to remind us of the state of our economy [Gawker]

[Photo via NYMag]

• Pedestrians are art [NY Mag]
• The brand spanking new, not-plastic Mac Books [Gizmodo]
• Bill Maher had to see this coming [Radar]
• The Village Gate is now open…again [City Room]
• No jobs means no parties for Viacom [Gawker]
• Josh Brolin is a must-see as W [NYP]

[Photos by Gawker and CreepyLA]

• Halloween is no more…October 31st is now Sarah Palin Day [Gawker]
• New Wiimote for the two people who don't like Guitar Hero [Gizmodo]
• "Amen Yogi's. Amen." [NY Barfly]
• Zagat: Getting their grub on since 1979 [City Room]
• You can now call it "The Feedbag" [Bottomless Dish]

[Photo by BlogdorfGoodman]

• Gossip Girl Tally in the works…Plus 2 for the person who selects Rufus' outfits. [Daily Intelligencer]
• The best of manscaping now available in Blu-ray Hi-def [Men.Style]
• Sarah Palin has a tattoo…or does she? [The Huffington Post]
• Julia Allison in the left corner as the "It Girls" take on "Girls Who Like Boys Who Like Boys" [Gawker]
• Seven Years of the Sun [The Observer]

[Photo by Gawker]

• Ad agency dumps Starbucks. "One-way relationships" never last  [Gawker]
• Another controversy-safe artist takes on Superbowl Sunday's Half-Time [Crain's]
• Marc Jacobs leaves room in his heart for presidential candidate [Racked]
• Little Matilda gets it all [Daily Intelligencer]
• Landlord keeps tenants very happy with threatening phone calls and dead cats…[Gothamist]