[If the shoe fits... photo by JOHN NORWOOD]

Got a special Jones for high heels? Is your 1964, 45 RPM single, "Kinky Boots", sung by Patrick Macnee and Honor Blackmun from the iconic 60's TV series, "The Avengers", getting worn out? Get the shakes because you can't stand to be away from your special collection of stilettos when you leave home?  Really, how many times can you stay at home to re-play the scene in the "La Douleur Exquise!" episode of "Sex in the City" where the shoe salesman climaxes while assisting Charlotte York with her sixth pair of the day?

Now, imagine that you are free to go out without any separation anxiety. Plus, imagine cocooning your entire body inside the object of your desire while you go anywhere you want. You are free at last!

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