America's insatiable hunger for celebrity minutiae seems to have waned. The Unholy Trinity of tabloid staples either faded into Valtrex-dependent oblivion (Paris Hilton), cleaned up their acts (Britney Spears, we think) or became too sad to watch (Lindsay Lohan, 47). Also, we all went broke. But Bonnie Fuller, who spawned the demon child that was our national celeb obsession is betting on its return. More»