Via la.guestofaguest.com: Idiotic school spirit is a tradition as old as education itself, but Ivy Leaguers have long been above it all, instead partaking in the bawdy revelry of a good Chaucer verse. One wouldn't lower himself to actually getting inked with his alma mater. You wouldn't wear your letter jacket forever...or would you? MORE>>>

Idiotic displays of school spirit: a tradition as old as education itself! But while we expect a certain degree of inane chanting, light rioting, and tree-poisoning at our nation's state schools, the insufferable eggheads of the Ivy League have long hovered above it all, looking down their upturned noses at the disgraceful enthusiasm of the vulgarian set. They know that having real fun in college involves sophisticated pleasures, like the bawdy revelry of a good Chaucer verse or one or two, but never three, glasses of well-aged Port. A Man of Harvard would never lower himself to splashing the name of his fair alma mater on his body like some skanky plebe from BU, would he? More»