• 10 ways to look 5 years younger. [CNN]

• Blake Lively’s breasts. Yes, that’s it. [Intel]

• Lawyer adds to marriage speculation, as he refers to Nicole Ritchie and Joel Madden as husband and wife. [EOnline]

• Levi Johnston will have the cover of a fig leaf for Playgirl shoot, proving full frontal talk rumor. [People]

• 50 highest grossing movies of all time foreshadow cultural doom. [Gawker]

Celebrities were busy, busy this weekend! Brad Pitt and Maddox Jolie-Pitt left New York for some no-doubt exotic and exciting location, while Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz filmed “Wichita” in Boston. Joel Madden of Good Charlotte spiced things up by taking Nicole Richie and her younger sister to a Selena Gomez concert, Rumer Willis kissed her boyfriend’s ear in Sydney, Vanessa Hudgens was coy at the LAX Customs booth, Liev Schreiber and Naomi Watts enjoyed Indian Summer in NYC with a bike ride. Did we forget anything? Oh, yeah: And Rihanna made friends with a Franciscan Friar. You know. The usual. Pictures below.

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• The media was invited to check out Bernie Madoff‘s penthouse. Apparently it’s beige. And hideous [NYMag].

• You can hug Rafael Nadal too - like the fan who did at the US Open yesterday - just be prepared to spend a year in jail and pay $5,000 in “civil penalties” [NYPost].

• Nicole Richie and Joel Madden name baby boy Sparrow.  [EW].

• Want to know if any vermin has been hanging around in the kitchen of the restaurant you’re dining at tonight? Now you can thanks to Restaurant Violation Map [Eater].

• Here’s an adorable slide show of New York City kids on their first day of school. [NY Times]

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Last weekend musician Ryan Cabrera played host to the Chelsea Hotel’s 4th of July celebration at the Cabana Club.  (The Cabana Club is drawing more and more New Yorkers and celebs to the Jerz lately- recent visitors have included Vanessa Minnillo, Ryan  Cabrera, Joel Madden, Alexandra  Richards,  Jill Zarin and John Mayer. More»

[Sophia Bush, Brody Jenner, AnnaLynne McCord, Bow Wow, Solange Knowles. All Photo by ANDREAS BRANCH for PMc] The celebs came out to Mel’s Diner in West Hollywood, CA on July 7th for OP’s new fall 2009 clothing launch campaign party. OP’s new campaign is called “OPen Campus” and will be selling college inspired clothing available exclusively at Wal-Mart. Some of the faces of the new line include Brody Jenner, Solange Knowles, Cody Linley, Joel Madden, Sophia Bush, and AnnaLynne McCord. More»

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[Cash Money Girls, Lil Mama, Paris Hilton. All photos by ANDREAS BRANCH for PMc]

Cash Money Records threw their first annual Pre-Grammy Party at LA’s Montage Beverly Hills on Saturday night, with guest of honor Lil Wayne (who went on to win for Best Rap Song and Best Rap Performance). The scantily clad Cash Money girls greeted attendees Paris and Nicky Hilton, Lil Mama, Akon, Tila Tequila, Rachel Hunter, and Joel Madden.

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