Actually, why sell this short? This might be the photo of the month, or the year, or possibly forever. This wonderful, perfect photo comes to us by way of Selena Gomez' Instagram, and your eyes are not fooling you: you are, indeed, looking at James Franco basically doing a pitch perfect K-Fed impersonation, cornrows and all. More»

[Amber Valletta rings the NASDAQ closing bell]

While ex-Spice Girl Geri Halliwell was busy practicing her royal wave in the Summer sun, celebrities elsewhere were being far less productive.  Mischa Barton was chain-smoking in the West Village, K-Fed was strolling through Miami, Aiden Gillen was riding a bike in London, Amber Valletta was on Wall Street and Courtney Love was wolfing down pastries.  Photos below... More»

Marc Jacobs became notoriously fermented as the "never on time" guy, hearing numerous complaints after starting last fall's fashion show hours behind schedule. This Friday, the guy actually TRIED to start on time to rectify the situation, and was also given shit. Apparently a certain famous stylist (Rachel Zoe) was "soooo upset" that she missed the show which started promptly at 7:20 after Marc himself went onstage to tell people to take their seats because he was ready to start.

Victoria Beckham, Selma Blair, Anna Wintour, Gretchen Mol, Ellen Pompeo, Molly Sims, Richie Rich, and, my favorite K-Fed (um?) all made it on time to see the show, the rest were S.O.L. I actually feel a little bit sorry for Marc. Being a notorious late comer myself, I know how it feels to actually WANT to be on time and not get taken seriously. Just goes to show you, whether your late, early, or right on time, there's always going to be someone bitching at you.

[Photo from NY Mag]

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