• A Salt Like City woman finds bindles of cocaine inside her tampons purchased from a store which sells "misdirected or damaged freight." Ladies, just to be on the safe side, make sure there isn't an eight ball of blow in your Tampax. [KTLA]
• The President Obama reelection campaign fundraiser dinner George Clooney will host next Thursday at his Studio City home for 150 guests, each of whom paid $40,000 to attend, will be the largest presidential fundraiser in history and is expected to raise roughly $12 million. [Radar] More»

With the tragic loss of her father when she was just a baby, Frances Bean Cobain has had to deal with some heavy things for someone who is only 19 years-old. Plus her mom is Courtney Love. Just writing that makes me uncomfortable. No amount of money as the sole beneficiary of Kurt Cobain's multi-million dollar trust will ever come close to making up for Francis Bean's hardships, but at least it gives her the freedom to do stuff like buy $1.825 million homes for herself in the Hollywood Hills. More»

• Japan races to cool Fukushima plant reactors with water cannons and helicopters, U.S. authorities believe radiation threat is more severe than Japan's [LATimes]
• With the country's largest online readership of a news outlet, readers will have to pay to access The New York Times' online content starting March 28 [HuffPo]
• To fulfill his sentence for misdemeanor battery charges against Oksana Grigorieva, Mel Gibson surrenders to police, gets booked and is released on $20,000 bail after an hour [KTLA]
• Really hoping this isn't true: Lindsay Lohan is supposedly back off the wagon drinking alcohol-infused Kombucha tea [TMZ]
• Call me old fashioned in the substances I find appropriate to put up your nose, but the fact that Courtney Love considered snorting Kurt Cobain's ashes is disturbing [PE]

Oh Courtney Love. Always good for a soundbite. In a recent interview with Spin Magazine, the rockstar, who is currently in a custody battle with Kurt Cobain's family, went on to say:

"Those snarly-ass O'Connors want checks. I'm supporting their asses."

Keep 'em coming, Courtney!

• Yale University graduate student disappears just days before her wedding. [CNN]

• Heidi Klum "Obsessed with boobs!" [EOnline]

• US Open phenom Melanie Oudin's mother has affair with the player's tennis coach. That whole pro at the country club fling is supposed to be, like, a highschool move. [NYP]

• High fashion redefined as spending drops. Fashion Week's buzzkill, man. [NYT]

• Surviving Nirvana members angry about use of Kurt Cobain in new Guitar Hero. [NYMag]