• Another Cafe Gitane opens up, this time in the Jane Hotel. Maybe the neighbors can get mad about breakfasts too. [NY Mag]

• Former cute geek Anthony Michael Hall slapped with restraining order and told to stop “assault, stalking, harassment … menacing, reckless endangerment … intimidation.” [Gothamist]

• Openly gay American Idol singer Adam Lambert not quite gay enough… [Gawker]

• Uh-oh Lilo… Lindsay Lohan’s claims of starting a jewelry line with Pascal Mouawad are undone when Mouawad denies any such interaction with Lohan.  [E! Online]

• On the flip side, the Kardashian Sisters are launching a jewelry line with L.A. brand Virgin Saints and Angels. [People]

• A hipster dictionary: decipher village mumblings. [Gawker]

• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: actors, rampart adopters and…jewelry designers? [WWD]

• What to buy for the person that has everything? Madoff paraphernalia, obviously. [Intel]

• Lindsay Lohan and Brandon Davis reportedly engage in naughty bathroom behavior, from which LiLo emerges looking like white out central. [ONTD]

• Stephanie Pratt to enter rehab, again. Second time’s a charm? [People]

• A Gourmet magazine feature, posthumously published: a nice reminder of a lost literary friend. [Eater]

• Shayne Lamas arrested for DUI. [EOnline]

America’s insatiable hunger for celebrity minutiae seems to have waned. The Unholy Trinity of tabloid staples either faded into Valtrex-dependent oblivion (Paris Hilton), cleaned up their acts (Britney Spears, we think) or became too sad to watch (Lindsay Lohan, 47). Also, we all went broke. But Bonnie Fuller, who spawned the demon child that was our national celeb obsession is betting on its return. More»

The City of Angels is blowing up with anything but: party people abound, and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Steve Aoki and 90210’s Tristan Wilds hit up the Dim Mak concert, Lindsay Lohan brought her corset clad bod to the Nu Pop Movement at Kitson, Stephanie Pratt and Lo Bosworth opened new lingerie store Undrest, as did the star of The Hills New York counterpart, Whitney Port. That’s just the beginning. Superheroes are walking the streets (and occasionally, socking people), and super star celebs are working the art scene. More»

• Facebook status update provides crime alibi. [CNN]

• Husbands are the new housewives. [Intel]

• LiLo and the ladies of The Hills partying it up in Los Angeles. [EOnline]

• Judge puts the smackdown on former Senate boss Joe Bruno. [NYP]

• Emmy Rossum met Adam Duritz on Twitter. [People]

• John Cusack drops F Bomb on morning tv! [Mediaite]

Rich social types have started making money instead of just spending it. A new W Magazine article discusses the recent batch of socialite types who’ve decided that a DJ career is the latest must-have accessory. Spinners who’ve actually studied their craft aren’t thrilled. We’ve written about real deal DJs and where to hear them before. But we also don’t think that conflict between the dilettantes and the dedicated is necessary. More»

• Columbia professor punches fellow faculty member in the face. Weeeeell that was stupid. [NYP]

• Ungaro calls Lindsay Lohan’s line a “disaster.” Oh, we called it. [Independent]

• Speaking of LiLo, rumors that she was in a relationship with Heath Ledger when he died continue. [Radar]

• Burberry’s Gemma Ward to quit modeling over weight gain. Another one bites the dust. [ONTD]

• Tom Ford: Yves Saint Laurent “evil.” [TheCut]

• If you’re wondering why your iPhone background is suddenly a picture of Rick Astley, you’ve been hacked. [SMH]

• Do you live in one of America’s Most Obscene Cities? (Surprisingly New York didn’t make the cut.) [TBI]

• Ok Mad Men fans: Matt Weiner answers (some) of our questions following last Sunday’s AMAZING finale. [Daily Beast]

• Michelle Williams, Rest Of The World just THRILLED to hear about a possible Heath Ledger and Lindsay Lohan liason…[Gothamist]

• Danny Meyer’s Maialino opens tomorrow in the Gramercy Park Hotel. [GrubSt]

• Audience at Carnegie Hall walks out on Tracy Morgan’s comedy show. [NY Daily News]

• Lindsay Lohan responds to dirt bag dadio. [People]

• Parents Television Council freaking out over Gossip Girl threesome. These people definitely didn’t get laid in highschool. [Intel]

• Speaking of getting naked, Levi Johnston to win sex award from Fleshbot. [EOnline]

• Sandra Bullock in messy custody battle with husband Jesse James. [CNN]

• Colin Hanks to star in new show “Jack and Dan” with Bradley Whitford. [ONTD]

• Carla Bruni one-upped by her husband French President Nicholas Sarkozy, in the modeling department. [HuffPo]

• Lindsay Lohan responds via Twitter to her father’s release of her personal voicemails. [People]

• The results are in and Hell’s Kitchen takes the cake as the New York’s new ‘gayborhood.’ [TimeOut]

• Introducing Google Dashboard, another way in which Google can own organize your life. [Gawker]

• Another politician, another sex scandal. [NYPost]

• Long Island Yale student found dead in dorm room. [NYP]

• The small comedies of the marathon cheater. [NYT]

• Lindsay Lohan calls her father a “lunatic.” [People]

• Taxi accident wreckage on Broadway and 8th Street. [Gawker]

• HBO premieres Obama campaign documentary, tomorrow. [Mediaite]