• Tinsley Mortimer a sugar mama to her Prince? [PageSix]

• Madonna collaborates with Akon for “Celebration” remix. [ONTD]

• Molly Sims and Aaron Eckhart dating. [People]

• Dictator’s playboy son dating his own cousin. He just feels like he’s known her all his life. Oh wait… [Gawker]

• Vogue getting lazy? [Mediaite]

• Taylor Jacobson confirms departure from Rachel Zoe. [EOnline]

Rushing towards Thanksgiving, and your celebrities are liberally spread across the globe. So where are Britney Spears, Mark Wahlberg, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie starting off their week? More»

[All photos by JOE SCHILDHORN for PMc].

Last night, the hottest room in the city played host to its hottest guests. The Boom Boom Room was booming last night. It was (yet another) celebration of the DVD release of VALENTINO: The Last Emperor, but let’s be honest, it was really just a chance to dance next to Madonna. Hosted by Giancarlo Giammetti, Director Matthew Tyrnauer, and Jesus Luz, it was the party to see and be seen at. Read who stopped by below… More»

[Photo by JOE SCHILDHORN for PMc]. Describing this picture as fierce wouldn’t even begin to do it justice. The cleavage! The orange skin! The leather pants! Valentino and Madonna (along with practically the entire Who’s Who of New York society) spent yesterday evening dancing and drinking at The Boom Boom Room in celebration of the DVD release of “Valentino: The Last Emperor“.  Be sure to check back later in the day for our extended coverage…

As hard as we find this to believe, which pop icon recently confessed she was the nerdy type during her days of highschool? Click below for answer… More»

• Penelope Cruz to appear in Sex and the City sequel. [People]

• Twitter threw up on Gawker today. All hell expected to break loose [Gawker]

• Sit down with Jimmy Choo’s Tamara Mellon. Just like us! Kind of, not really. [Elle]

• Madonna did not get memo that use of the word “retarded” is not exactly p.c.. [Intel]

• Christian Siriano dishes, which is why we love him. [EOnline]

• Blue Ribbon makes appearance in John Mayer’s latest music video. [Idolator]

[All photos by PATRICK MCMULLAN and DAVID X PRUTTING for PMc]. On Saturday, Paper Magazine hosted a dinner in honor of Pedro Almodovar, Penelope Cruz and their latest film, “Broken Embraces.” At the brand new Casa Lever (scheduled to open this week), the director and starlette sat with Paper’s Peter Davis and Mickey Boardman, the latter also celebrating his birthday. Diners including Madonna, Debbie Harry, Ruben and Isabel Toledo, Cynthia Rowley, Luigi Tadini and Patrick McMullan enjoyed a set menu including parmesan risotto and swordfish to fete the flick, which closed this year’s New York Film Festival. More»

• The Standard Hotel’s new Highline Room opens. [Eater]

• Guy Ritchie admits he still loves Madonna, also that she’s “retarded.” [Esquire]

• Levi Johnston preps for his nude Playgirl shoot. [People]

• Olivia Palermo’s Canal Street scene on The City a fake. [Jezebel]

• Ellen Page to write and produce a comedy for HBO. [EOnline]

• Fashion Week: using sex to sell clothes? [WSJ]

Okay, really? Which award-winning director lost his ability to speak maturely and had this (along with so much more) to say about his pop star ex wife? Click below for the answer… More»

[Kristin Bell] October has arrived, as hard as that might be for you to believe, and celebrities are keeping themselves busy distracting themselves from the oncoming cold weather with a little bit of retail therapy.  Lindsay Lohan was spotted picking up loot in Paris with friends while Rihanna along with Anna Wintour stopped by a few shows kicking off Paris Fashion Week. Actress Kristin Bell attended to shopping in Australia while her Couples Retreat co-stars Jason Bateman and Vince Vaughn attended to their bromance on the red carpet for the film’s Aussie premiere… More»

• Jude Law does a dramatic reading of Lady Gaga’s “Pokerface,” and another woman is pregnant with his baby. Kidding about that second part, but you never know. [NBC]

• Madonna prefers death over marriage. Well that’s certainly one school of thought. [People]

• Former Hills star and Lauren Conrad flame Jason Wahler in jail. And here we thought he was such a winner. [EOnline]

• Nude photo of Brooke Shields at ten years old causes uproar at London’s Tate Museum. Roman Polanski wonders what all the fuss is about. [ONTD]

• Conan O’Brien banned from Newark. He must be devastated. [NYP]

• Being a bad guy is good for your career. And fun! [CNN]