In an interview published on his website (since removed) in 2000, Arnold Schwarzenegger described the key to a successful marriage as follows:

"If you have the ultimate love for your wife and she has it for you, I think you have a great head start...you go through your ups and downs but you work through it."

Well, I'm guessing a secret love child that you hid from your legitimate family for over a decade qualifies as a "down," no? More»

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• Speculation over the newlywed royal couple's honeymoon plans points to a jaunt in the Seychelles islands off the coast of East Africa for William and Kate. [KABC]
• Google plans to launch its own music service provider similar to Amazon's as early as today that's expected to allow users to stream music, but not download it. [WSJ]
• After behaving erratically and appearing intoxicated, Whitney Houston has been banned from Prince's ongoing 21-night L.A. concert stint and is back in (out-patient) rehab. [TMZ]