By now you've probably heard that Demi Moore's recent hospitalization was due to an alleged overindulgence of the nitrous oxide used to pressurize whipped cream cans, or "whip-its." Now before we get all high and mighty on Demi as if we've never had to throw away half a can of completely flat Reddi Whip, I think we should take a moment to place this admittedly embarrassing overdose in the proper context. No, this is not the first time a Hollywood star has been busted, gone into rehab, or been photographed indulging in a drug that could be considered less than classy, but in this economy, who could blame them? Let's see where Demi's little incident falls on the list of bizarre celebrity stoner moments. More»

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Georgetown hotspots George and Mason Inn hosted a sea of young professional Washingtonians for Halloween bash at the Old Post Office Pavilion on Saturday night. More»

• With the fate of "The Simpsons" hanging in the balance of Fox's proposed 45% reduction in salary of the cast, Harry Shearer, the voice of Smithers, Mr. Burns and others says he's willing to take a 70% reduction if he gets a portion of the show's profits. [TMZ]
• Feds are cracking down on California's beloved weed shops. Rude. [KABC]

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Happy holidaze, everyone! Today we come together in honor of a grand tradition that may help relieve your post-Coachella blues (sidenote: we are feeling it hard over here. People in the office have been spontaneously breaking out into tears, weeping. It's pathetic.). Thankfully, today gives everyone an excuse to ease our minds and eat an inordinate amount of raw cookie dough, so turn up the Velvet Underground and/or Jimi Hendrix Blues album (track 2!) and just say "yo world, 'scuse me while I kiss the sky." More»

• Alice In Chains bassist and former "Celebrity Rehab" cast member Mike Starr dies at 44 of unknown causes [RS]
• Another day, another weed grow house bust, but this time authorities uncovered a 4-foot alligator, a "watchgator", named Wally! [KTLA]
• Millions of fish die in Redondo Beach's King Harbor due to an apparent lack of oxygen, poses a huge cleanup and smell that could take days to clear [KABC]
• We once joked about Charlie Sheen writing poetry, but this is not a joke: behold "F**k It", an original Charlie Sheen poem from '96. Magical stuff. [TMZ]
• Michaele Salahi is so prone to crashing things like White House state dinners, even "Celebrity Rehab" just gave her the boot for being illegitimate [PE]

As anyone who watched last night's dress rehearsal for the Oscars can tell you, they still have a lot of work to do before the actual event. However, with over a month remaining before curtain time, we remain confident that with some new sketches, new scripts and plenty of practice—wait, that was the actual show? More»

• After protesters erupt in outrage at Hosni Mubarak's announcement that he would not cede his presidency, he resigns quietly and leaves military in control of Egypt as Cairo rejoices [HuffPo]
• Lakers have biggest win of the season last night beating the Celtics, still salty from losing to them in last year's championship, on their own Boston turf [LATimes]
• Jamie Foxx gets into a little scuffle with another guy at last night's private Usher performance at Avalon [TMZ]
• A Newport Beach man who claims to have a permit to grow marijuana calls the cops to report 25 pounds (pounds!) of weed worth an estimated $50k stolen from his home [KTLA]
• Lady Gaga's much hyped single "Born This Way" (off the upcoming album her producer bills as the Thriller of the 21st century) is released today [PE]

The next frontier of marijuana edibles? Soda. [A note to you transplants: you completely blow your cover if you call it "pop"]. Anyway, some dude in Santa Cruz with a supposed passion for marketing, not getting high, has set his sights on a line of THC-infused soft drinks called Canna Cola to be sold at our fine weed dispensaries. But the sodas aren't meant to get you totally baked, just give you a nice pleasant buzz, much like a "light beer" or wine spritzer as opposed to liquor. More»