• Young Lee, the co-founder of Pinkberry gets arrested after his plane lands at the airport yesterday by the LAX Fugitive Task Force on an outstanding warrant for alleged assault with a deadly weapon in Downtown L.A. last summer, is currently being held on $60,000 bail. [KABC]
• A woman by the name of Khadijah Baseer gets arrested in Burbank for offering McDonald's patrons sexual favors in exchange for Chicken McNuggets. No words, guys. No. Words. [KTLA]

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The internet is ablaze today with rumors that east coast mega-franchise Dunkin' Donuts may finally be bringing their coffee-for-the-common-man routine to Southern California, as part of a planned major expansion. And though you've probably heard at least one east coaster speak in orgasmic tones about "Dunkie's", you may be surprised to find that opinions are more sharply divided among transplants than it might initially seem. More»

It's Monday, so we're all in recovery mode and still really hungover from the weekend but we need more than just a couple extra hours of sleep to get through the day. Personally, my day can't get started without eating a pork roll, egg and cheese, but alas, we are in the Hamptons and pork roll is not available. No need to fret people, here are the best foods you can get your hands on to get the ball rolling. [Photo via]

• Don't worry about your split from Kat Von D, Jesse James—there's plenty of white trash love in the sea! [HuffPo]
• L.A. city council committee approves a motion to phase out red-light cameras throughout the city. [KABC]
• McDonald's has plans to make Happy Meals healthier by adding a fruit or vegetable serving and smaller French fry portions. What. The. Hell. [LATimes]
• Anders Behring Breivik, the man responsible for the deadly attacks in Norway, deemed in "insane" by lawyer, placed on suicide watch in police custody. [Telegraph]
• Mark Ronson, Kelly Osbourne among guests at the intimate London funeral for Amy Winehouse, cause of death yet to be determined. [TMZ]

• McDonald's is expected to raise its food prices by 4-4.5% this year. Does this mean no more Dollar Menu? [KABC]
• LAPD officers mistake a Bloomberg news crew for West Hollywood robbery suspects, draw guns in Sunset Plaza parking lot. [WeHoDaily]
• In case anyone still cares, Mel Gibson broke his silence about those psychotic 5-alarm phone rants and subsequent career failures. [PE]
• Lindsay Lohan is due back in court this morning for a preliminary hearing on felony grand theft charges over that stupid, stupid necklace. [TMZ]
• AT&T claims it's running out of airwaves but that its proposed $39 billion acquisition of T-Mobile would double the network traffic they can handle, allowing faster, more efficient service for consumers. [HuffPo]

• Bedbug apocalypse 2011? Oh yeah. [Gothamist]
• Even McDonald's is getting on the Charlie Sheen "winning" bandwagon. [Twitter] More»

Today, Alex told us about how his friends plan to survive the looming zombie apocalypse. Then he said the zombie outbreak already happened since, among other reasons, it's the only way to make sense of Mickey Rourke. Maybe he's right. More»

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If the current glut of zombie games, movies and parties like local rock band Saint Motel's 3^rd annual Zombie Prom with White Arrows tells us anything, it's that we're closer than we've ever been to a zombie apocalypse. Many people, including several of my otherwise sensible friends, seem almost eager for this, under the assumption that they, somehow, possess a so-far untapped survival instinct that will render them more capable than most of making it through a nationwide plague of the walking dead. My friends are idiots. More»