• Times Square bomber pleads guilty. That was easy. Except it wasn't. Because he almost blew up a car in Times Square. [Post]
• Only Attorney General Andrew Cuomo could start out giving a conference on blocking child pornography and blunder into questions about his youthful pot-smoking. Rock on, Cuomo. [NYDN]
• Don't shoplift in Chinatown or Flushing, for the punishment's worse than the crime. [NYT]
• Tim Gunn dares to talk smack about Anna Wintour. [Observer]
• The Mister Softee jingle will never not make Mayor Mike "John Wayne" Bloomberg freak out. [WSJ]
• The Naked Cowboy is in a throwdown with the Naked Cowgirl. [Post]

[Jeffrey Goldstein, Minnie Mortimer] via hamptons.guestofaguest.com: Take one Blue and Cream store in East Hampton, one Mister Softee truck, and one Minnie Mortimer, and you've got quite the cocktail party on your hands.  That's exactly what Team Hampton found last Saturday, between the Bridgehampton Polo matches, the ACRIA event at Steven Klein's, and Russel Simmon's Art for Life Black & White party.  Check out who else came out to buy their Minnie Mortimer shirt dresses? MORE>>>