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Fat Tuesday festivities leaving you not so chipper this morning? Hopefully it was worth it, but even if you only have some plastic beads and a bitchin' hangover to show for your school night debauchery, at least you have this straight-up glorious 80-degree day of what Accuweather describes as "brilliant sunshine," and nothing—not even regrettable behavior from last night—can take that away from you. Seriously though, I'm pretty sure I saw the neighborhood gardeners skipping along earlier this morning.

Now let's take a looksie at our gorgeous summer in February weather versus the situation in NYC today (what's the point of having awesome weather if you can't gloat about it?)... More»

If you've taken a gander at the weather forecast for this week, you're aware that Mama Nature (or global warming—either or) is doing big things for us and, as was the case a few weeks ago, has decided Los Angeles should be in the upper 70s and 80s in January. That means it's time to bust out the jorts like it's summer again and enjoy this beautiful mid-winter gift we're being given. More»

Mother nature is confused again and has decided it's appropriate for Los Angeles to be 80 degrees in January. Today's highs are actually in the neighborhood of 85° across the city. Sure, it's a sign the poles are melting away but I mean, come on... it feels awesome, plus I'm wearing my Tobias Fünke shorts today! To not appreciate this downright delightful weather in some capacity would be a crying shame. So, to make sure you make the most of the next couple of days of summer-like warmth, we bring you 8 Ways To Take Advantage of this Juneuary! More»

via la.guestofaguest.com We've already given you some helpful tips on how to party like Tobias Funke in the Hamptons, but to really go all out Funke, this fashion statement is essential. Yes, we're talking about Junderpants, the perfect answer for you wannabe Never-Nudes. MORE>>>

"Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?"

Dr. Tobias Fünke. A medical visionary as the world's first certified Analrapist (analyst + therapist) and thespian. And yet, his fashion has never really caught on: until now. For the Never-Nude in all of us, may we present the Junderpants: More»

So we love "Jersey Shore" as much as the next guy, and fully embrace certain elements of their steez like T-Shirt Time, and a new meaning of "grenade." But it became overwhelmingly clear last night that a line must be drawn when bikinis and tranny-wear counted as "going out clothes" for some ladies at Boudoir upon an appearance by The Sitch. This is L.A.-- there's not much we haven't seen, but string bikinis and thongs worn OVER jeans reach an uncharted level of tacky. Keep reading to see what we're talking about. More»