Did you screw up the annual relationship shitstorm known as Valentine's Day? If not, then you're probably among the select individuals currently on speaking terms with your significant other while everyone else is spending today "needing some space" and licking wounds. You may think you've been caught with your pants down, but these celebs showed us how that's actually done throughout the city of Los Angeles with various, erm, amorous indiscretions. From Pee-wee Herman to Charlie Sheen, let's take a look at other people who've famously screwed up in the love and sex department way worse than you.

• Last week we saw the violent mom rumble at their children's preschool graduation, and today we have a new video capturing two groups of women erupting into an early morning hour belligerent brawl at--wait for it--Denny's. DENNY'S. You stay classy, ladies. [KABC]
• After a seven-year hiatus, Fiona Apple's highly anticipated new album The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do finally dropped today and the critics (yes, even the snobs at Pitchfork) unanimously agree it's pretty damn good, if not her best yet. [HuffPo] More»

• Tupac Shakur's family says there's no way the fallen rapper was a homophobe as Suge Knight has been claiming, and in fact was very close, personal friends with designer and noted homosexual Gianni Versace, even walking in one of his fashion shows in the 90s. [TMZ]
• Welterweight boxing champ Manny Pacquiao, a devout and very conservative Catholic, is banned from The Grove where he is scheduled to do an interview for "Extra" today after declaring he is against gay marriage. [KTLA] More»

Last night was the Cinema Society's screening of Sleepwalking, the film in which Charlize Theron tries her hand at producing. It also stars Nick Stahl, AnnaSophia Robb, Dennis Hopper, and Woody Harrelson. The film was a complete bore (and that's the nice version), but who cares, she's amazingly stunning. The after party was at the Soho Grand Penthouse, (with it's glorious night skyline).

It brought out the likes of Olivia Palermo and boy toy Johannes Huebl (out of hiding, both are absolutely adorable. Olivia insists that Johannes and her have been dating "forever" but whatever happened to Lienhardt??? Apparently "forever" means less than a year, but I will never be the one to judge her word choice, me who gets cold feet after 3 weeks with someone. She was also all talks about her new venture into acting, if any face would look good on the big screen it would undoubtedly be hers).

Also there were photographer Mick Rock, Peter Davis and Paul Johnson-Calderon (coming from the NHM Winter Ball, they are the #1 gay couple of Gotham), Rachel "the wrinkle" Zoe, Terrance Howard (who was by far the coolest "actor" there), Narcisco Rodriguez (we hear rumors of his vintage line going bankrupt), and of course Charlize, among others. The party continued for us at Beatrice, where all the cool kids were.

[Olivia Is Real Life Blair Waldorf]
[Olivia Palermo Does The Hamptons]
[THe NHM's Annual Winter Dance]
[Steps To Being Cool]