[Photo via Racked]

I am so thankful to my friends over at Racked today for posting this picture they snapped of the Tins outside the tents. Can you believe it? She mixed up her wardrobe! Though it’s very similar (green is the new blue, pink the new red), at least she’s trying.

[Tinsley Mortimer Plagiarizes Herself]

[Photos from NYMag and gossipgirl-tv]

Olivia and Blair, together at last. Today’s post on Izzy Gold, brought back a rush of memories from our summer affair with socialite Olivia Palermo. I can NOT believe I have not written more on how Blair Waldorf from Gossip Girl IS real life Olivia Palermo (just a younger, richer, and preppier version). Omg it’s UNREAL how similar (the hair, the style, the SKIN! the SKIN!). I was planning on just leaving this post at that…. Blair is Olivia. BUT THEN! EUREKA!! I found this awesome “How To” on wikiHow titled “How to be like Blair Waldorf”. And well, I’ll just let the steps speak for themselves:

How to be like Blair Waldorf aka Olivia Palermo:

• Try getting blue contacts and dyeing your hair very dark brown. You can blow dry or straighten it, as long as it’s healthy and shiny. Blair Olivia is 5″4, with blue eyes and straight brown hair or sometimes might do loose waves depending on the occasion

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This one is not an easy call given the many similiarities between Olivia Palermo and Palmolive. Both are widely recognized name brands (Palmolive for being a cleaning agent, Olivia for being a socialite). Both have an hourglass shape. Both contain the word “olive” or a cognate thereof in their names. Both have shiny exteriors that glimmer. Olivia Palermo is an anagram for Palmolive Liar. But in the end, we must go with Palmolive because it serves an actual purpose in our lives.

[Blair Waldorf Is Real-Life Olivia Palermo]

[Olivia Palermo And Izzy Gold Do The Hamptons]

Wtf has gone wrong with our country?!  First there was the attack of the female socialites, the heiresses who do nothing, the ones who are famous for being famous, yada yada yada.  And then VH1 appeared with some pretty grotesque programing including Janice Dickinson and My Sweet 16. 

But all this really couldn’t prepare us for a new emerging trend: The male socialite.  Yes, it has come to this, and one of the leading ones is a boy man named Kristian Laliberte.  A stylist and fashion publicist who counts Olivia Palmolive Palermo as one of his closest friends, he was aparently educated at Milton Academy and King’s College (Columbia University).  But his “social” credentials aside from that are suspect much like his socialtard friend Mrs. Palermo.

Today’s Page Six is reporting that Lydia Hearst, daughter of Patty Hearst, (and heir to William Randolph Hearst’s fortune), has escaped death. Apparently Hearst told them that she “almost died” in her sleep at the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood last night when the old-fashioned gas oven in her suite was left on overnight. Hearst asked the hotel to turn the oven off after she saw “the misty, shaky air pour out.” She’s in L.A. promoting her “Lydia” bag for Puma. “Of course, I’ll stay here again,” Hearst said. “But can you imagine if I was found dead, naked in bed? It would have been me and John Belushi who died here!”

Wait a minute (head scratch), isn’t CO2, the gas that kills you both odorless and colorless? Furthermore, since when have socialites become so completely helpless that they can’t turn off a stove on their own?!

Who says she’s too old for this!?

So, which one of the blonde socialite sisters had an “uplifting” experience on “just another weeknight upstairs at Cipriani’s downtown”?

Hey at least we know the girl has good taste. (Christian Louboutin)…