[Pictured above, from left to right, Eleanor Ylvisaker, Lauren Remington Platt and Ferebee Taube. Image via Papermag]

I rang in the first day of July with some Yoga, a little party on Thompson street, and….Peter Davis’ Status Update for Papermag titled: “The Top Ten Socialites I’d Go Straight For”:

“I’m a total gay, but sometimes a red-hot socialite makes me want to say bi-bi to my homo ways. Here are ten sizzling social beauties I’d go straight for:
1. Eleanor Ylvisaker (beautiful and nice)
2. Charlotte Ronson (then I could try and “get with” her brother Mark)

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[Michelle Trachtenberg and Lydia Hearst]

Harriet the Spy, aka Michelle Trachtenberg is set to play the character on Gossip Girl that Mischa Barton was rumored to turn down. She will play an Georgina Sparks, ex-friend to socialite Serena and back to the island fresh from rehab. This is good news. Michelle will totally be able to use her real life experience as bff to socialite Lydia Hearst. She has basically been living in her own Gossip Girl reality the past couple years. Can not wait to see how she pulls it off on GG next month, when she’ll give those amateurs a lesson in steps to becoming a socialite. With rehab already out of the way, I’m expecting to see some original story lines here….

[Gossip Girl Cast Is Perfect]
[Lydia Hearst Wants To Write]
[How To Become A Socialite]

What do Fabiola Beracasa, Claire Bernard, Amanda Hearst, Tinsley Mortimer, Leelee Sobieski, and Arden Wohl all have in common? Besides the obvious? Well they are, of course, the “Dance Chairmen” of “The Annual Winter Dance” at the Natural History Museum. $7,000 is a small price to pay to guarantee you have a table next to the fabulous “queen of head wares”, the “Supergirl“, and the “savvy belt-wearer“. If that doesn’t interest you, just remember, it’s for a good cause, Roberto Cavalli is hosting, oh and….it’s tax deductible.

[You've Got To Be Choosy, With Your Men And Your Headware]
[Amanda Hearst, Our Supergirl]
[Tinsley Mortimer Plagiarizes Herself]

Okay this seriously must be a joke. Word on the street is that Tinsley Mortimer has been named the Dior Beauty Ambassador in the U.S. She will be consulting alongside celebrity makeup artist Pati Dubroff to host Dior Beauty events and help launch their products.

The brand stated that “Her unique combination of style, visibility, and nonstop energy will help round out Dior Beauty’s roster of bold-face names, including Sharon Stone and Charlize Theron.”

Are they on drugs?! I can see having her be a spokesperson for Cipriani’s Sunday night parties (remember this?) but DIOR BEAUTY??