Autumn in Greenwich Village means leaves falling off the trees, less homeless people, and above all a serious infestation of NYU students. Not only are they students, but they are (god forbid) freshman, most of whom have never visited, let alone lived in, New York City. So, as a recent graduate of this collegiate facility, I am here to provide the little frosh with some tips.

Poor NYU. All it wants is to build some more dorms for its ever-growing student body, but no one wants them in their neighborhood. Where's your neighborly hospitality, New York? Here are some suggestions for where the next NYU Dorm should go... More»