America’s insatiable hunger for celebrity minutiae seems to have waned. The Unholy Trinity of tabloid staples either faded into Valtrex-dependent oblivion (Paris Hilton), cleaned up their acts (Britney Spears, we think) or became too sad to watch (Lindsay Lohan, 47). Also, we all went broke. But Bonnie Fuller, who spawned the demon child that was our national celeb obsession is betting on its return. More»

We should have known after getting a sneak peek at the Jimmy Choo collaboration with H&M that there would be a blow-out debut party in the works. On Monday, stars and fashion fanatics partied it up with creative director Tamara Mellon to celebrate the line coming out November 14th in nearly 200 stores nationwide. More»

[Photos by DAVID CROTTY for PMc]. After last year’s controversial, and what looked like very restricting, depiction of the Hindu goddess Kati (below), one might predict Heidi Klum would tone down her choice of Halloween costume. Nope. The supermodel and her hubby Seal dressed as crows for their annual All Hallow’s Eve extravaganza. At West Hollywood’s Voyeur, the event highlight for us was the contrast of creativity with a total lack thereof. For example, Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt dressed as the tooth fairy and a tooth, while Rachel Zoe and Steve Bing were a billionaire and a stylist. What a coincidence.

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Where are Amy Winehouse, Michelle Williams, Katy Perry, and Paris Hilton up to this week? We’ve got the answers…

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• Is the fam not really into that whole cooking ridiculousness? Here’s a list of restaurants doing Thanksgiving dinner. [OpenTable]

• Christian Louboutin refuses offer for H&M collaboration. Exclusivity is just more fun! [TheCut]

• Paris Hilton embarrassed about Doug Reinhart? Well whatever for? [EOnline]

• Ashlee Simpson-Wentz booted off Melrose Place. She was lip syncing her lines. [People]

• U.S. asks for Polanski extradition. It’s been a while since we’ve been able to bully a bunch of pacifists. [NYT]

Last night, Bowlmor Lanes opened Carnival, its club within a club. Paris Hilton acted as the grand hostess, sporting a turquoise and purple leopard print wrap dress and miles of fake eye lashes, obviously, with sometime fiance Doug Reinhardt in tow. With clowns, a dunk tank, men on stilts and best of all, alcoholic cotton candy (genius!), this was the bowling alley visit jacked up several notches. Ms. Hilton took in the atmosphere with guests including Bai Ling, also sporting some pretty fierce threads. The two tried their hand at the strength machine, cuddled with a monkey hopping around the party and battled at games for stuffed animal prizes. You can find anything in NYC. If this isn’t a nice little surprise tucked just southwest of Union Square, well then we don’t know what else the city can do to keep us on our toes. More»

• Barack Obama wins the Nobel Peace Prize. People are soooo going to freak out about this. [WSJ]

• Marge Simpson to pose nude for Playboy. [EOnline]

• In case you missed Paris Hilton opening up the venue last night, here’s a first look at Carnival. [NYMag]

• Taylor Lautner, shirtless! I know, he’s like twelve. We’re horrible. [ONTD]

• Christie Brinkley and Peter Cook headed back to court. [People]

Celebrities are carrying on their day-to-day activities just as we would expect, from wow-ing hudreds of thousands of people to getting a caffeine fix. Beyonce was tearing up the stage down under with a crowd of muscle-y types (thanks for the eye candy!), Anna Paquin took a break from sucking blood to sip some Starbucks coffee and New Yorker Olivia Thirlby went to Thailand to promote the heavily anticipated film “New York, I Love You.” More»

• Google adopts Hawaiian as an interface language.  Surf’s up! [CNN]

• Paris Hilton covers Doug Reinhardt’s walls with pictures of herself.  She’s not clingy or anything, though [EOnline]

• Summer’s over, time to gain weight again! New Dunkin Donuts Doughnut.  [Grubstreet]

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