With his trademark sweat sheen and whiskey breath, Priyantha Silva conned his way Bryant Park’s Southwest Porch opening on Monday. The usual drunken stumbling, hand kissing and bragging commenced. He made sure to let several people know about his relationships with “seventeen year old girls” and of course that he has won numerous Oscars during his “fabulous filmmaker” career. Why do I have a feeling he wasn’t an invited guest of Tom, Robert, or even Kelly?

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Um, who let the engineering students out to play? Cobrasnake caught the science fiction fans dorking it out in honor of the upcoming release of Star Trek at the “Out of This World” party. Yup, the die hard Trekkies are on the loose again, and it ain’t pretty.  Check out those dance moves- boldly going where no (self-respecting) man has gone before. Not to mention his sweaty crew member behind him, who definitely isn’t “sure.” More photos after the jump…

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[Photos by Pink Elephant and Nicky Digital respectfully]

I know, I know, it can get sweaty on that dance floor.  Look, we’ve all been there. But some advice for all of our Hyperhidrostic friends: KEEP YOUR ARMS DOWN!  Because in less than three hours, I’ve stumbled across these two photos from two very different parties. (The first one is the party at Pink Elephant from earlier, the second from the party below “Cut” @ Studio B). Also, if you seriously think you have an excessive sweating habit go HERE to learn about appropriate treatment plans. More photos from Studio B below… More»

Go HERE for more photos from this event by JT WHITE and TAG YOURSELF and YOUR FRIENDS!

Note to girls everywhere: This look is NEVER okay. Ever.  Add in the bright lights and thin fabric and we have a bonafide disaster on our hands.  Nothing screams “I’m easy” and “I have no fashion sense” than wearing spandex without anything covering your bum.  The girls will ALL be talking about you behind your backs and the guys that will be talking to you, will only be so because they’re after one thing.  So take it from us, get that butt of yours covered up girlfriend!  Because you are breaking our hearts over here!

[Heartbreakers Ball At Corio]

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