We asked, PartyPants answered:

What do you do for a living??

[Ask PartyPants]

"In real life I am a sql dba/web developer/php dork. This is nice because I can do it from anywhere, leaving me ample time to drink, comment on blogs, and leave drunk voicemails. More»

Many of you regular readers may be familiar with our #1 commenter "partypants."  The guy (or girl for all we know) spends more time on the site than Stanley does.  We have gotten a couple of questions in regards to the identity of partypants, but this question in tips today prompted an idea:

"PartyPants seems to have no life.  Can you ask him what he does on Saturday nights?"

SO...we did just that. And now, from this day forward you too can get in on the fun by participating in our "Ask PartyPants" column.  Ask him/her any question and we will forward along for an answer which we will post on the site.  Today's answer, direct from PartyPants: More»