- Bud Light has introduced their new "Lime-a-Rita," which they describe as a "margarita, with a twist." I have no idea what said twist is, but I assume it will be AMAZING. [Buzzfeed]

- Surprise to absolutely no one! Beyonce is People's most beautiful woman in the world.  Good for her, she's really had it rough. [People]

- Top Gun 2 may be a reality. Why? [HuffPost] More»

• After a 19-year career in the NBA, including three championship titles with the Lakers, Shaquille O'Neal announces he's retiring from pro basketball. [KABC]
• NY Democrat congressman Anthony Weiner denies sending a college student a "lewd" twitpic of himself, blames a hacker as conservatives pounce on the story. [LATimes]
• A Delta flight chartered by the L.A. Angels experiences technical difficulties, makes an emergency landing safely at LAX with the team on board. [KTLA]
• According to People, Justin Theroux is officially Jennifer Aniston's new boyfriend and he's "edgier" than her previous men. [PE]
• A hacker leaks naked photos he claims are of Blake Lively, taunts her camp who deny they're really her by posting even more photos. [TMZ]

Star of the upcoming film that shares the name of the holiday he disdains, Ashton Kutcher tells People Magazine that February 14th should be a day reserved for the one's we hate most. And considering the not so nice buzz that's been surrounding the celeb-packed film, maybe Ashton should take his worst enemy to opening night...

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• People magazine celebrates its 35th birthday, and doesn't look a day over 25! [People]

• Harvard makes aggressive budget cuts, removing cookies from the faculty lounge. [NYT]

• Audrina Patridge is on the market. We vote for a Justin Bobby reunion (hands off Kristin!). [EOnline]

• Barney's holiday windows unveiled: pictures of old people? [Racked]

• A sequel to Phantom of the Opera, set in Coney Island. It's sure to be a classic. [ONTD]