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The Preakness is exactly like the Kentucky Derby...in that there are horses. The audience is invited to sing "Maryland, My Maryland" along with the United States Naval Academy Glee Club...and then they get right back to their beer pong/bikini contest judging/passing out in the grass. We especially enjoyed the "Drink Up Bitches! Party In The Infield!" tshirts. More»

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