Ladies, let's talk for a second. As you very well know, next Tuesday is Valentine's Day, which means that if you're in a domestic partnership of some kind, you've probably already built up an elaborate fantasy wherein your man* will whisk you away to a private beach alcove for a seven-course meal of gastronomic delights, followed perhaps by a moonlight trail ride and the gift of a diamond-and-sapphire-encrusted engagement ring. I am pleased to inform you that this is exactly what your boyfriend is planning. More»