• Perhaps buoyed by their celebrity support, the Hampton Whalers make the playoffs! [Sag Harbor Express]
• Europeans will drop $6K on a table at Lily Pond. [NYMag]
• But they'll be leaving those $1,500 Jonas Brothers tickets to the Americans. [Ross School]
• Governor Paterson's guidelines for the Community Preservation Fund program do not take the community into account. [Hamptons.com]
• Though he's a bit more understanding of the Orthodox Jews. [Southampton Press]

When the EHPD and the NY State Liquor Authorities made a surprise visit to Lily Pond this past Saturday, they were less than impressed by the swarms of social-lites, VIP limo service, and fiery magnums of Dom. During their several hour inspection, the officers issued many a parking ticket, confiscated countless cigarettes, and refused to lick P.Hil's red patent-leather pumps. Apparently the authorities were somewhat less concerned with underage drinking, as Paris' wee brother Baron partied on unscathed.

[Image via Rob Rich]

[Why The East Hampton Police Might Actually Be Awesome]
[Best $2K I Ever Spent!]

[Image via Lisa Wagner]

They can remain stoic in the face of P.Hil, and the rest of the lovely Lily Ponders.

[The newest member of the RHONY cast. Photo by Rob Rich]

From: hamptons.guestofaguest.com:

Go HERE for more photos of this event by Rob Rich.

This Friday was the Second Annual Help for Orphans benefit put on by Sarah Ehrlich & Real Housewife Jill Zarin at Nova’s Art Project in Watermill. And from what we heard (and saw) things got a little crazy. This was one of the first events in which all the Housewives were together (Kelly Killoren Bensimon made an appearance), and they are set to prove that they can party. After downing several of Bethenny Frankel"s "Skinny Girls"" cocktails, these ladies were ready to party for the Orphans of Kenya. Their men joined in, making this was one of the first times I"ve seen even the countesses with her hubby in tow.

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[Photo via Gawker via INF]

The irony of this post is that Lilypond, not Lohan was doing the spending...How much do you think "Singer 22's Malibu Summer Soiree"  paid her and her pose (including DJ Samantha Ronson and Nicky Hilton) to come and party with the regulars?

Darling, nothing is Vegas-proof, not even supposedly "A-list only" Lily Pond.

[Photo by Rob Rich]

Laneserde Becracakota was rocking it in gold at Lilypond last Saturday night. She knows she looks good, and so do we. She's our hamptons stylistic babe of the day!