The Hamptons season officially kicks off this weekend, and some of your favorite artists are getting ready to pack up and hit the L.I.E. (or at least fly over it on a seaplane). As you tune into summer, we're here to tell you where to go and who to hear!

No one knew what to expect when it was announced that The Hard Rock Hotel Las Vegas was going to take over at the Sloppy Tuna for a night. Although there were no strippers or slot machines involved, the night definitely lived up to the few expectations anyone had. The line to get in was long, but partiers were happy and did a great job of staying very well hydrated all night long.

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• Jesse James is in rehab, perhaps for sex addiction, more likely for prison tattoo poisoning. [TMZ]
• Shannen Doherty gets giant thumbs down from all of America for her dancing. [Radar]
• George Lopez solves mystery of Lindsay Lohan's coke feet, so we can all breathe easy now. [NYDN]
• Irish gourmets want to take back cuisine from the French, will use car bombs if necessary. [Times]
• Matt Damon will appear on 30 Rock, possibly father real-life children for Tina Fey. [EW]