We know, we know. You guys were all watching our Bravo TV debut so you missed the Golden Globes. We understand. And to make it up to you, we picked out some of our favorite moments of the night to share with you. Being that last night was the first time I ever really sat down and watched the Golden Globes, with a posse no less, here's what I was really about thinking about as the show progressed... More»

Over the weekend, Leonardo DiCaprio brought Hollywood's elite to Avenue to party for his 37th birthday, Michelle Williams graced the red carpet for the NY Premiere of "My Week With Marilyn", Marc Jacobs and Carine Roitfeld got booksmart at Bookmarc, Michael J. Fox channeled Marty McFly at his 2011 Parkinson's benefit and so much more.  Last night's parties were all about the stars. More»

Katie Couric danced at the Plaza, Betty White videoed it in, Rosie O'Donnell and Arianna Huffington handed out Matrix Awards, Robert Redford screened his new film, Chris Rock gave the NYT's something to struggle with, Courtney Love viewed designer clothes and much more. Find out what happened last night! More»

• Chloe Sevigny speaks out on rumors she is dating Pauly D. It's not true. Shocker! "I was just looking at his hair. It looked like... egg yolk. Or Elmer's Glue. [His hair] had a white glaze thing kind of happening and I was like, 'How the fuck? Does he go upside down? What's the process?" [Gothamist]
• Don't mess with the MTA! A bus driver could be in serious trouble after forcibly removing a woman from the bus and (maybe???) punching her after she lit a cigarette and refused to put it out. [Fox]
• Ricky Gervais's instant karma. Golden Globe bosses are pissed about the jabs he took during the ceremony. "He definitely crossed the line," said Philip Berk, head of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association. [HR]
• Surprisingly NOT ripped from The Onion. A rare semen allergy is being linked to a strange, flu-like illness some men experience after orgasm. Post orgasmic illness syndrome, or POIS, symptoms include runny nose, extreme fatigue, and burning eyes immediately after ejaculation. It lasts a week. [Reuters]
• Two sisters of 65-year-old Portuguese journalist Carlos Castro sprinkled his remains over a Times Square station subway grate. Ick. [NYP]

• Why short yourself on the fast food of coffee with a 24oz. venti when you can get the new super size 31oz. "trenta" coming to a Starbucks near you in May? [KABC]
• Apple CEO Steve Jobs, a pancreatic cancer survivor, to take leave of absence until June for undisclosed medical reasons while COO Tim Cook temporarily fills his shoes [LATimes]
• Cayman Islands bank head Rudolph Elmer turns over data on banking clients with offshore accounts to WikiLeaks' Julian Assange [HuffPo]
• Looks like Ricky Gervais dished it a little too heavily for the delicate sensibilities of the industry last night and will not be hosting the Golden Globes again [PE]
• Tuscon shooting victim congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords shows signs of improvement, upgraded from "critical" to "serious" condition [KTLA]

L.A. is the center of the entertainment universe, where the aspiring celebrity has a hundred different options of where to be seen on any given night. But sometimes, you just have to escape the oppressive glare of the spotlight. That's why I spent Monday night at the Clippers (NOT Lakers) game. Sure, I could have been raiding the Mondrian minibar with David Arquette or going back to Bardot to creep on high schoolers. Instead, I tossed glamor to the wayside to see just what kind of humans attend a Monday night powerhouse matchup of last-place teams. More»