We're getting pumped for this year's Coachella Music festival (countdown: 29 days). And now, thanks to Barron Hilton, we are hit over the head with the greatest disappointment since we uncovered Socialites "vacationing" to Haiti. Alas, for only $5k (to start), you can have your very own Safari Tent (left) to camp out in at Coachella, complete with queen size bed, quality lines, and AC. Because this is what a music festival is all about. (no). More»