• Kate Moss says she isn’t a traditional beauty. Right, she’s like a super beauty. [People]

• Sarah Palin releases sneak peek at her historical memoir, including the book’s absence of a certain porn star to-be.[Gawker]

• Chris Brown struggles to understand why we don’t like him anymore. Really. [USMagazine]

• 50 Cent jealous of Chace Crawford. Fi-ty, you’re probably not alone. [EOnline]

• Meet Kevin Blatt, your friendly neighborhood sex tape broker. [DailyIntel]

• Mark Ronson to climb Kilimanjaro. And here we were bragging about having walked to work this morning. [ONTD]

• Miley Cyrus on SATC 2, her role revealed. [NYMag]

• Palin book to arrive in stores November 17th. [People]

• Milan Fashion Week review. [NYT]

• Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy quietly wed in France. [EOnline]

• Even terrorists want to have their way with Bruno [NYMag]

• Shatner delivers Palin’s resignation speech on the Tonight Show. Hilarity ensues [E! Online]

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[Sarah Palin in Runner's World]. via hamptons.guestofaguest.com: Sarah Palin moving out east? Hamptons Bays, specifically.  Is this a joke? Team Hamptons is all over this story.  The real question is this: How much time will it take the ex-Alaskan governor to adjust to the Hampton culture.  Will Devorah Rose and Kristian Laliberte take her under their wings (can you IMAGINE her at the Social Life Estate?)

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• We can’t wait for an alternative to Little Italy’s touristy pasta joints (I love them, just not all the time), as Civetta may open next week [GrubStreet]

• A fascinating look at the evolution of socialite style from the 50’s till now [Refinery29]

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• Palin is kinda mad and it’s basically at other women [gothamist]
• Way to give us a scare, Sugar Sweet Sunshine [eater]
• CBS decided to cut Tel Aviv bureau [NyObserver]
• They made sure the guru would OK their marriage [HuffingtonPost]
• The party’s gonna be all about OBAMA, duh. [Gawker]

Sarah Palin says this at the end of the video above in which there are turkeys literally being slaughtered in the background.  We got this from Emily “The Eldridge” Brill, whose politics are no secret.  We are just glad to see Em posting again.  TGIF!

[Photo by Max Whittaker/Getty Images]

• Okay class, what is wrong with this picture? Not a fake. [Newsweek, via DailyKos]
• Raffaello is going up the river for a bit [Cityfile]
• MAS weighs in on Coney Island [Observer]
• Martignetti’s is facing a bro-volution [Grub Street]
• The Brooklyn Girl [Brooklyn Paper]

[So who exactly is leading here?]

• Sarah Palin is doing SNL. No word on a Fey to face confrontation* [NYDN]
• The Allen Street “Champs Elysees” [The Villager]
• I thought that DBTH hatted hot spots with keys? [DownByTheHipster]
• Will Ferrell will get one last paycheck out of Dubya [Observer]
• McCain and Obama tickling ribs at the Al Smith Dinner. [YouTube]

Tina Fey’s Google searches have quadrupled in the past few weeks.  Her incredible impression of Sarah Palin undoubtedly has something to do with it.  Also there’s the Golden Globe, the 5 Emmys and the SAG Awards she’s got stashed away.  Tina is one of the most well known comics in the world, an inspiration for girls everywhere that you can be smart, sexy, and funny, all at the same time, and certainly guys are thinking about making passes at girls who wear glasses!

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