Vanity Fair hosts an Oscar Party worthy of the entertainment gods; Kim Kardashian attends Elton John's glamorous Academy Awards viewing party; Petra Nemcova steps out for The Weinstein Company's Oscar after party; Pharrell Williams and Esperanza Spalding enjoy themselves at Hans Zimmer's post-awards show fete; Jean Dujardin gets his Oscar engraved at the Governors Ball—Awards season wasn't officially over until the Academy Awards after parties ended in the wee hours of this morning and we have  the details on the hottest events of the evening in this installment of Last Night's Parties, Oscar Night Edition! More»

HBO kicked things off at Circa 55, where guests like Jane Fonda, Guy Pearce, and Ewan McGregor, and winner Claire Dane munched on beef tenderloin and sipped martinis. NBC had A-listers Jon Hamm, Colin Firth, and Nicole Richie schmoozing under the stars at the Beverly Hilton rooftop - right across from where Harvey Weinstein kept the company of Golden Globe winners Meryl Streep and Jean Dujardin, as well as Leo DiCaprio and countless other guests at his annual party. See this and so much more on our Golden Globes after party round up... MORE>>

After the awards ceremony winded down, celebrities dispersed into the night and the red carpets were rolled out yet again, mostly decking the halls of the Beverly Hilton, where the majority of Sunday's after parties were held. HBO kicked things off at Circa 55, where guests like Jane Fonda, Guy Pearce, and Ewan McGregor, and winner Claire Dane munched on beef tenderloin and sipped martinis. NBC had A-listers Jon Hamm, Colin Firth, and Nicole Richie schmoozing under the stars at the Beverly Hilton rooftop - right across from where Harvey Weinstein kept the company of Golden Globe winners Meryl Streep and Jean Dujardin, as well as Leo DiCaprio and countless other guests at his annual party. More»

Though the most significant event of this past weekend was obvious, we also paid tribute to the indomitable American spirit by fully investing ourselves in America's greatest export: absurd pop culture. And what could be more absurd than the Comedy Central Roast of beloved crackhead warlock Charlie Sheen, which taped Saturday night? While the full special won't air until next Monday (going head-to-head with the Kutcheriffic season premiere of "Two And A Half Men"), we've already got the inside scoop on the funniest, most clever, or simply most brutal takedowns. Curious? More»

Emma Roberts, Chord Overstreet, and Zelda Williams celebrate the collabo line of bags by Current/Elliott designers for kate spade at Petit Ermitage; Diane Kruger and Jaime King both step out in black neckties for the InStyle party at The London, but who wore it better?; Jordana Brewster, Lauren Conrad and Shenae Grimes attend the Alice + Olivia shoe launch at Palihouse—West Hollywood was white-hot Wednesday night with rooftop fashiony parties dotting the skyline, get the details in this edition of Last Night's Parties. [Jaime King, Emma Roberts photo via] More»

• ....Aaaand the bomb has finally dropped: Maria Shriver left Arnold Schwarzenegger after learning he fathered a child with one of their household staffers of 20 years over a decade ago. [TMZ]
• Mayo Clinic study finds Morgellons disease, wherein patients believe their skin is infested with parasites, is a figment of the afflicted's imagination. [LATimes]
• Lindsay Lohan takes to Twitter with photos and fearful tweets about a really creepy alleged stalker, asks that her supporters and fans stand by her. [KTLA]
• Seth MacFarlane will reinterpret cartoon classic, "The Flintstones" for Fox to air in 2013. [PE]
• Mother Nature is seriously menopausal or something; crappy weather and record lows this week... :( [KABC]

Comedians got together to tell profanity-laced jokes about Donald Trump's hair, (another) Jane Eyre movie premiered, Regina Spektor played MoMa,  someone had a hilariously horrible time at a fancy gala and much more! Last night was full of curse words and cocktails! More»

The best thing about L.A. is our ability to use the resources available to us. For example, if you already run a weird dinner club known for trapeze-swinging burlesque dancers and creepy ancient Rome-style "midget shows", and then Seth MacFarlane asks you if he can throw a Family Guy/Christmas/Star Wars themed party there, you don't blink. Nope, you just slap some Santa-hat Stormtrooper gear on the dancing girls, get Night Vision Entertainment on board, throw the midget in a Darth Vader getup, hire DJ Vice and Rick Rude, and take it from there. More»

• Why on earth were Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis in a bathroom stall together at Seth MacFarlane's b-day blowout Saturday? Hmm... [Post]
• Mind your ®'s, "There's an app for that" has been trademarked by Apple [HuffPo]
• Sepulveda Pass is closing for 5 nights starting tonight, plus some 405 closures in both directions, N.B.D... [KTLA]
• David Arquette took the high road and called into Howard Stern this morning to say he and Courteney Cox haven't had sex in 4 months [TMZ]
• Food trucks might be getting letter grades according to public health rules like restaurants [LATimes]