• Avenue doorman punches Justin Ross Lee. The Superjew wants him arrested. We think he deserves a parade. [ClubPlanet]
• Alert the media: there actually is sex in the champagne room. [NYP]
• Not a single census form has been returned from Lower East Side, despite looming deadline. [CityRoom]
• Justin Bieber gunning for bad boy image? [1010]
• Suffering from Shamrock Shake withdrawal? Find the cure in Times Square McDonald's. [Gothamist]
• Gluten-free hot dogs and beer hit Shea, give more ammo to Yankees fans. [Grub]

• Tim Burton plans to do an Addams Family 3-d Release! [Vulture]

• Gawker says "hipster" is over-played and we agree. [Gawker]

• Jesse James is REALLY SORRY for cheating on Sandra Bullock, now leave him alone, ok? [NY Post]

• Mad that New York doesn't get it's fair cut in Shamrock Shakes? Blame Fallon. [Gothamist]

• Man arrested on suspicion of stalking Ivanka Trump. [Eonline]

• Gwyneth Paltrow, and fried chicken: A love story. [NY Mag]

Is it just us, or was St. Patrick's day bigger this year than in previous years? It seems like everywhere we looked in the city, people were proudly wearing green, speaking in Irish brogues, and downing beers from morning til night. Here's a look at how New York City celebrated this most hallowed of days... More»