• Children of the wealthy elite get cushy City Hall internships. [NYT]
• Derek Jeter is baseball's brightest star...[NYDN]
• ...despite an age-induced slump. [NYT]
• Next trend in NYC nightlife: food truck clubbing? [Eater]
• Everyone's got the itch for bedbugs this summer. [Grieve]
• The music on SNL sucked almost as much as SNL last year. [SYFF]

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Last night "The Kids Are Alright" had it's premiere screening at the Landmark Sunshine Cinema. Some of the film's actors attended, including Julianne Moore, Mark Ruffalo, and Josh Hutcherson. Other celebrities like Edward Norton, Ellen Barkin, and Amy Poehler were also there to watch the movie. More»

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Kenan Thompson, Kristen Wiig, Fred Armisan and more headed down the Bowery on Monday night to celebrate photographer Mary Ellen Matthews' decade long project of immortalizing guests and stars of the Saturday Night stage. More»

• The E-Trade baby is as pissed at Lindsay Lohan as every producer in Hollywood. [NYP]
• Not many people are protesting foie gras at Per Se. Maybe because they finally tasted foie gras. [Eater]
• Adam Platt unimpressed with Pulino's. Crowds will flock there anyway. [NYMag]
• David Byrne checks out Local Natives at Bowery Ballroom. Sold out crowd wets its Levis in excitement. [BrooklynVegan]
• Volcanic ash briefly obscures movie star egos at Cannes. [Deadline]
• Sunday Times continues to enrage readers with tales of insufferable parents and their precious spawn. [NYT]
• Betty White gives SNL its best ratings in 18 months. [Deadline]

-Zach Galifianakis on "SNL" this weekend. Did you miss the opening monologue? Check it out below:

• Aspiring model sues Smith & Wollensky for $15 million over alleged "attack." But how were the hash browns? [NYP]

• David Paterson in trouble again, this time for being a Yankees fan. [1010]

• Neil Patrick Harris to go blue for new Smurfs movie. No, it's not an Avatar sequel. [Deadline]

• Captain Sully is retiring. Errant geese let out quack of relief. [NYDN]

• The lead-up to Betty White hosting SNL threatens to outlast White herself. [Jezebel]

• Hillary Clinton now rocking the "midget angel" look. [WaPo]

• NYC cab-share experiment begins with a resounding thud. [NYT]

• Looks like someone over at Professor Thom's is excited for the Lost Premiere...[Eater]

• Zach Galifianakis is hosting Saturday Night Live on March 6th. [SoupSoup]

• What REALLY happened to Taylor Swift's poor Grammy? [Castle Rising]

• Maggie Gyllenhaal, like you've never seen her before. Or wanted to. [Antikris]

• And, in other news, someone ran up the entire Empire State Building in 11 minutes today. [Intel]