You may notice less activity than usual this weekend outside your local GameStops, movie theaters, and Taco Bells. Don't be alarmed; this just means that our nation's nerds have once again assembled in San Diego for that most glorious of weekend geekfests, the San Diego Comic-Con. Though SDCC has always been popular amongst anyone who's ever rolled a die with more than 6 sides, the event has gotten huge in recent years, with comic book/sci-fi movie stars like Ryan Reynolds, Chris Evans, Will Ferrell, and Robert Pattinson all making appearances. More»

I happened to miss the MTV Movie Awards last night, mainly because I'm not 16 years old. But maybe I should have watched, because apparently National Folk Hero Justin Timberlake added yet another bullet point to his resume by openly groping Friends With Benefits co-star Mila Kunis on television. And although it was a completely engineered stunt without even 1/4 of the natural passion that shone through when that vampire went down on that werewolf, it still got me thinking about all the wonderful groping that goes down in the filthy cesspool that is Hollywood on a daily basis. So let's count down some of the best celebrity bad touch photos with a little help from our good pal JT. More»

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If Dov Charney and American Apparel wanted to class up their image, they'd probably owe Roxbury a big "thank you" in the form of some gratis marketing, or at the very least, a lovely fruit basket since the nightclub's employee uniforms and patron ensembles appear to be the reason the retailer is still considered even a little financially viable to someone. As you can see, Friday night DJ Spider lit up Roxbury with the help of bottle sparklers, Go-Go dancers in really tiny spandex numbers, and of course lightsabers. More»

[All photos by Shannon Cottrell for LA Weekly]

Enthusiasm for Star Wars isn't just for sci-fi geeks. In fact, the legendary trilogy is experiencing a hot moment in the art scene these days.  "The Vader Project," on display since last week on Melrose between Highland and La Brea, is comprised of 100 different versions by 100 different artists of the villainous Darth Vader's iconic helmet. More»

Our question is who doesn't need a Darth Vader condom? The french text translates to "I will not be your father!" How adorable. Supposedly this is real and sold in France, but who knows, it could totally be the product of some little adventure in photoshop when someone was bored.  More»