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Though the most significant event of this past weekend was obvious, we also paid tribute to the indomitable American spirit by fully investing ourselves in America's greatest export: absurd pop culture. And what could be more absurd than the Comedy Central Roast of beloved crackhead warlock Charlie Sheen, which taped Saturday night? While the full special won't air until next Monday (going head-to-head with the Kutcheriffic season premiere of "Two And A Half Men"), we've already got the inside scoop on the funniest, most clever, or simply most brutal takedowns. Curious? More»

[Perez Hilton flashes the pink carpet. Photos via Getty]

Celeb gossip blogger, Perez Hilton celebrated his 31st Birthday this Saturday at the legendary Viper Room on Sunset Blvd with the real Paris Hilton along with Christina Aguilera (surprise performer), the Jonas Brothers (who brought out his cake), and guests including Amanda Bynes, Ashley Tisdale, Aubrey O'Day, Brittany Snow, Brittney Gastineau, Christina Aguilera, (more story and photos below)... More»