• My main man Pau Gasol is ready to start training camp with the Lakers tomorrow after the team votes on a new collective bargaining proposal today. [LATimes]
• Even though everyone already knows what she looks like naked, a photo of Lindsay Lohan's Playboy cover for the January/February issue has leaked in case you're interested. [Radar]

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• A man firebombs a Taco Bell in Albany, Georgia after drive-thru employees deny his demands to correct his XL Chalupas he claimed didn't have enough meat in them. [KTLA]
• Nicole Richie wants girls to pledge to not dress slutty for Halloween, so she must be suffering from amnesia of her pre-Rachel Zoe makeover days. But we have not forgotten, missy! [HuffPo]

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Do you ever find yourself getting that midweek itch to go out and be social but know hitting da' club will make the following day an exercise in nursing a hangover without the office noticing you wash down three Aleve with Taco Bell's #8 Value Meal? No, just me? The point is, there's a happy medium between staying in on your Wednesday night and going hard at Hyde with SKYBAR's High Kicks party which returned for its third installment last night. More»

[Petra Ecclestone, Tamara Ecclestone photo via] Here at GofG, we're big fans of the house party. Not only do red plastic cups and the smell of Keystone Light bring back warm, fuzzy memories of high school, but we also know that all the really great, crazy, "David Arquette threw up in the pool" stories happen in the relative privacy of someone's residence. Well, if you feel the same way we do about house parties, you're probably going to want to leave your weekends in late September open, as RadarOnline is reporting that professional pretty princess Petra Ecclestone will be following-up her extravagant Italian wedding to this shmuck with an off-the-hook domestic blowout at her newly purchased $85 million Spelling Manor in Holmby Hills. Hope they got a keg! More»

• Taco Bell has a full page ad in USA Today asking for an apology from the law firm that filed the suit over their meat. [USAToday]
• The Middleton family has created its own coat of arms. [BBC] More»

If you're keeping score at home, the exact moment when America got sick of Charlie Sheen happened at approximately 7:10 PST on Saturday night, March 5, 2011. It was then, about 10 minutes into his live web broadcast hilariously (inadvertently?) titled "Sheen's Korner," when it became clear to the 100,000 who had initially tuned in that Charlie was not going to smoke crack or beat his assistant to death on camera. Instead, he was merely going to ramble on in a delusional haze, while a highly questionable entourage giggled at his unimpressive array of fake voices and 6th grade sex jokes. More»

Today, Alex told us about how his friends plan to survive the looming zombie apocalypse. Then he said the zombie outbreak already happened since, among other reasons, it's the only way to make sense of Mickey Rourke. Maybe he's right. More»

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If the current glut of zombie games, movies and parties like local rock band Saint Motel's 3^rd annual Zombie Prom with White Arrows tells us anything, it's that we're closer than we've ever been to a zombie apocalypse. Many people, including several of my otherwise sensible friends, seem almost eager for this, under the assumption that they, somehow, possess a so-far untapped survival instinct that will render them more capable than most of making it through a nationwide plague of the walking dead. My friends are idiots. More»