The Paparazzi Playset [via]. Get your fifteen minutes of fame whenever you want with these fun new action figures. Put them all over the apartment to keep you on your toes. Thinking about a late night fridge raid? Not with the paparazzi! Running out in sweats? Absolutely not! That's just life when you are a celebrity, daaarling.

Drunk Cardboard Cutout. A British university placed this lifesized cardboard cutout in bathrooms to discourage binge drinking. This is obviously not the intended effect, but we love it! Keep one around the apartment to confuse the long bathroom line at parties, or just have it handy to pull out for random entertainment. More»

Gold Fish Trash Bags. Not only will these super cute trash bags conceal your mess of rubbish, but everyone in your building will wonder who the genius and tasteful tenant is! They also avoid making the hallway unsightly. Don't they just have you wanting to run and find your local carnival? You'll feel nostalgic every time you toss one out the door, remembering all those pet fish, and how proud you were to win them.

Bacon Bandages. Isn't it amazing when something feels offensive but you aren't quite sure why? Maybe since there are so animal rights-y people out there, it seems kind of wrong to have a fatty piece of meat pictured on your body, although it could be kind of fun to pop into a vegan cafe wearing one. You can explain to hippies that it is meant to be ironic. They love sh-t like that.

Vintage Lighter Cufflinks. Mr. Big justly noted in a SATC episode that women appreciate the slight of hand. So true. Especially when it is clad in a designer suit with cuffs bearing these vintage lighter cufflinks. Adding a touch of personality while still fitting right in with a conservative but modern look, they'll finish off the perfect outfit and also put you in the right position to light cigarettes (a great way to meet people on the street) or those pesky candles that always blow out in restaurants.