The Paparazzi Playset [via]. Get your fifteen minutes of fame whenever you want with these fun new action figures. Put them all over the apartment to keep you on your toes. Thinking about a late night fridge raid? Not with the paparazzi! Running out in sweats? Absolutely not! That’s just life when you are a celebrity, daaarling.

Drunk Cardboard Cutout. A British university placed this lifesized cardboard cutout in bathrooms to discourage binge drinking. This is obviously not the intended effect, but we love it! Keep one around the apartment to confuse the long bathroom line at parties, or just have it handy to pull out for random entertainment. More»

Gold Fish Trash Bags. Not only will these super cute trash bags conceal your mess of rubbish, but everyone in your building will wonder who the genius and tasteful tenant is! They also avoid making the hallway unsightly. Don’t they just have you wanting to run and find your local carnival? You’ll feel nostalgic every time you toss one out the door, remembering all those pet fish, and how proud you were to win them.

Bacon Bandages. Isn’t it amazing when something feels offensive but you aren’t quite sure why? Maybe since there are so animal rights-y people out there, it seems kind of wrong to have a fatty piece of meat pictured on your body, although it could be kind of fun to pop into a vegan cafe wearing one. You can explain to hippies that it is meant to be ironic. They love sh-t like that.

Vintage Lighter Cufflinks. Mr. Big justly noted in a SATC episode that women appreciate the slight of hand. So true. Especially when it is clad in a designer suit with cuffs bearing these vintage lighter cufflinks. Adding a touch of personality while still fitting right in with a conservative but modern look, they’ll finish off the perfect outfit and also put you in the right position to light cigarettes (a great way to meet people on the street) or those pesky candles that always blow out in restaurants.

Digital Wallpaper. Enless you’re tardy to the party (I couldn’t help myself), you’ve gotten the memo that NYC nightlife is back. What better way to mark the return than to add digital wallpaper to a room or office, transforming the space into your own, personal nightclub? Is it ever an inconvenient time to bust a dance move or practice your best pickup line? We don’t think so.

Chocolate Shooters. Occasionally, we think about how much thinner we would be if we didn’t drink. And then we laugh at the idea of not drinking. If you don’t count the booze calories either, then why not add a little more indulgence into your imbibing with chocolate shot cups? Pour your favorite rich liquor, and then munch away on the cute little shooter. It’s better than a visit to the vending machine, because that doesn’t involve alcohol. More»

The Lego Baseplate Shirt. Nerds are so entertaining. We are always waiting to see what they will come up with next to engage all those brain cells and curiosity. The Lego baseplate shirt is just such a form of entertainment, giving you a platform to display your construction genius, something to pass the time when you’re caught waiting somewhere, and a great opportunity to make a little fashion statement. More»

The VW Motorcycle Sidecar. We have a little soft spot for VWs, so it’s easy to understand why having an itty bitty VW van likeness as your motorcycle sidecar seems like the greatest thing, ever. Cruise around with your stuff packed into the wagon, but still be compact enough to park in those just-need-two-more-feet city spaces. More»

Unilens Sunglasses by Martin Margiela. The answer to your endless brainstorming about that perfect front row ensemble! Sunglasses at Fashion Week is, for some people, de rigueur. If you’re included in this group, work it with something no one’s got their hands on and maybe all eyes will be on you, and not the runway.

The Notepod. You’d think more iPhone or iPod stuff would be overkill, but maybe our devotion is how parents feel about their children: there’s always room on the mantle for one more picture! The Notepod is a note pad resembling your favorite accessory, so you can jot down important thoughts on the fly in something that is adorable. More»