Will our mates from down under ever quit? The insanity never ends with The Cobrasnake! Case in point- this guy, he is definitely looking to party. Maybe its the heat that is triggering this lapse in judgment, but since when is it cool for men to rock purple tights under shorts!? Check out the pack of cigarettes stuffed into his waistband - it's easy access taken to a whole new level. Those Aussie men sure know how to dress to impress. Let's examine the evidence...

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Never fear, The Cobrasnake is here to capture all the most embarassing Aussie "hot mess" moments. Take this girl for example, short-shorts are always fun to wear in warm weather, but make sure your bum is covered! And if you can't stand when the night is through, call a cab! I want to know who told this girl it would be a good idea to carry her friend home in the street.

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-"Look honey, they are making babies!"
- "Slurp, slurp"

PDA all the way! There's always that couple that gets way into it when in public. What's even worse is they have an audience! Hopefully these guys know each other's first names. Here's a piece of advice when you are getting hot and heavy in a crowd - get a room! See all the other nonsense The Cobra Snake captured while down under...

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