%@$#ING FINALLY! Here it is, everyone. Behold, the official Coachella 2013 lineup just released by Goldenvoice on the Coachella website. And The Rolling Stones NO esta! Also, what in the world are the Stone Roses doing in that Friday headliner slot? How confused is everyone by this? Because my friend just asked me if "Stoned Rose" is a band. More>>

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%@$#ING FINALLY! Here it is, everyone. Behold, the official Coachella 2013 lineup just released by Goldenvoice on the Coachella website. And The Rolling Stones NO esta! Also, what in the world are the Stone Roses doing in that Friday headliner slot? How confused is everyone by this? Because my friend just asked me if "Stoned Rose" is a band. More»

As we make our way through the final stretch of January, we're left questioning what is taking so long as anticipation of the bill, traditionally released mid-month, for this year's still lineup-less Coachella 2013 intensifies with each passing day. But there's plenty of noise to fill the void, as a steady flow of worthless non-information courtesy of message board wackos who have the time and Photoshop know-how to fabricate fake LA Times articles, as well as those masters of withholding at Goldenvoice. Following that mystifying photo of a lone rock in the Empire Polo Field, yesterday Coachella both tickled and infuriated with another uninformative tease in the form of video titled "Bloom," a trippy time-lapse clip of the festival sprouting up from polo grounds, posted to its official Facebook page: More»

As we make our way through the final stretch of January, we're left questioning what is taking so long as anticipation of the bill, traditionally released mid-month, for this year's still lineup-less Coachella 2013 intensifies with each passing day. But there's plenty of noise to fill the void, as a steady flow of worthless non-information courtesy of message board wackos who have the time and Photoshop know-how to fabricate fake LA Times articles, as well as those masters of withholding at Goldenvoice. Following that mystifying photo of a lone rock in the Empire Polo Field, yesterday Coachella both tickled and infuriated with another uninformative tease in the form of video titled "Bloom," a trippy time-lapse clip of the festival sprouting up from polo grounds, posted to its official Facebook page. More>>

Rampant speculation on the Coachella 2013 lineup continues following last week's major hint droppage that The Rolling Stones would be a headliner this year. With the official festival lineup traditionally released right around this time of the month in January, the anticipation is mounting and today we get another tease thanks to MTV which took the liberty of leaking a 2013 lineup flyer. Albeit, a totally fake one someone who learned how to use Photoshop over there made with a pretty hilarious list of "performers" that might make you snort... More»

Almost entirely unsubstantiated rumors of The Rolling Stones playing Coachella have swirled around year after year in the months leading up to the release of the festival's official lineup. But with their recent 50th anniversary reunion shows and new greatest hits album, unconfirmed talk of a Coachella 2013 appearance has dialed up even higher on the blogosphere. Oh, and then there was that accidental tour date titled "Coachella 2013" for April posted on the band's mobile app last month that was swiftly deleted. Then, Coachella posted the above photo of a rock (or STONE!!!) in the middle of the festival grounds on their Facebook page with the message "Happy New Years [sic]! We're excited, hope you are too!" Hmm..................................... More>>

Almost entirely unsubstantiated rumors of The Rolling Stones playing Coachella have swirled around year after year in the months leading up to the release of the festival's official lineup. But with their recent 50th anniversary reunion shows and new greatest hits album, unconfirmed talk of a Coachella 2013 appearance has dialed up even higher on the blogosphere. Oh, and then there was that accidental tour date titled "Coachella 2013" for April posted on the band's mobile app last month that was swiftly deleted. Then yesterday, like most of their famously vague and mysterious social media updates, Coachella posted the above photo of a rock (or STONE!!!) in the middle of the festival grounds on their Facebook page with the message "Happy New Years [sic]! We're excited, hope you are too!" Hmm.....................................