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"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else—and it hasn't—it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such." -Homer Simpson

Based on his Biblical principles, I wonder if Homer Simpson would approve* of the Derby Dolls and L.A.'s burgeoning roller derby scene. On the one hand, Derby Dolls is a women-only league. On the other hand, despite an abundance of fishnets and short shorts, there's nothing artificially "foxy" about it: if you skate into that ring, you'd better keep your head up, because these chicks are not messing around. More»

With the fate of "The Simpsons" hanging in the balance of Fox's proposed 45% reduction in salary of the cast, Harry Shearer, the voice of Smithers, Mr. Burns and others says he's willing to take a 70% reduction if he gets a portion of the show's profits. [TMZ]
Feds are cracking down on California's beloved weed shops. Rude. [KABC]
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Today I found out that Martha Stewart likes to pee with the door open, that the "skank flank" is the new "tramp stamp," that even Audrey Hepburn was photo shopped, and that men who cheat are more likely to experience penile fractures. Yikes. Plus! There's a new Matchbook Magazine out and a whole lot more! More»

Lady Gaga hands in her first column for V Magazine, Anne Vyalitsyna is writing a children's book, Victoria's Secret "Wing Maker" is now designing NASA space suits, Garance Doré is interviewed for Jay-Z's website, Diane Von Furstenberg is rumored to collaborate with Gap Kids and so much more to find in today's Fashion Files! MORE>>>

Riccardo Tisci officially replacing Galliano, 90's models are cool again, Gwen Stefani is donating her wedding dress, Katy Perry front row front row at the Jean-Charles de Castelbajac, Derek Blasberg tweets the finest red heads, and so much more! MORE>>>>

Last night I discovered first hand that even the most beautiful women in the world have cellulite! It was quite magical. There's an ex-page sixer who's trying to model, coffins for the techies and NYC as you've never seen it before. Check out what I've had my eyes on today.... More»

I've been secluded in the red wood trees of Big Sur (The Esalen Institute-not joking), and admittedly have been away from Internet and my iPhone for the long weekend. Regardless, below is me trying to make sense of what my tumblr friends seem to have been talking about while I was away.... More»

Lost and 24 , two of the '00's defining TV juggernauts, said goodbye to dwindling audiences this week. Last night, Simon Cowell bared his chest fur one last time as host of American Idol. Titans of the last decade in TV are dropping like flies. Which should be put to pasture next? More»

The Simpsons celebrated their 20th Anniversary Sunday night in Santa Monica with the evening's animated guests of honor Homer, Bart, Lisa, Marge, and Maggie Simpson on hand to walk the yellow carpet. They mingled with a few celebrity fans including Luke Perry, Tom Arnold, Brittny Gastineau and many more. More»