Valentine's Day is over, so now we can all officially stop tweeting anti-sentimental quotes from Oscar Wilde and feeling bad about drinking alone. If you didn't have an evening filled with rose petals and Pizza Hut extravagances, don't feel bad. Loads of famous people were also not doing fancy Hallmark things. Instead, they checked out Tyler Perry's new flick,  congratulated Matt Groening on his Hollywood Walk of Fame star, and watched the Lakers win and/or Kobe and Vanessa gettin' it on. Come take a look at the different ways Los Angeles was buzzing on Tuesday in this edition of Last Night's Parties! More»

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Tim Tebow attend the Los Angeles premiere of Act of Valor at the ArcLight Cinemas in Hollywood; Uggie, the loveable pup from The Artist wins top honors at the first ever Golden Collar Awards; Shepard Fairey, Weird Al Yankovic and Mark Hoppus attend "The Simpsons" 500th Episode Celebration at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel—Los Angeles was still popping off after a jam-packed weekend of Grammy parties and we have the details on what went down and who braved another round of events on Monday in this edition of Last Night's Parties! More»

"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else—and it hasn't—it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such." -Homer Simpson

Based on his Biblical principles, I wonder if Homer Simpson would approve* of the Derby Dolls and L.A.'s burgeoning roller derby scene. On the one hand, Derby Dolls is a women-only league. On the other hand, despite an abundance of fishnets and short shorts, there's nothing artificially "foxy" about it: if you skate into that ring, you'd better keep your head up, because these chicks are not messing around. More»

• With the fate of "The Simpsons" hanging in the balance of Fox's proposed 45% reduction in salary of the cast, Harry Shearer, the voice of Smithers, Mr. Burns and others says he's willing to take a 70% reduction if he gets a portion of the show's profits. [TMZ]
• Feds are cracking down on California's beloved weed shops. Rude. [KABC]

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Today I found out that Martha Stewart likes to pee with the door open, that the "skank flank" is the new "tramp stamp," that even Audrey Hepburn was photo shopped, and that men who cheat are more likely to experience penile fractures. Yikes. Plus! There's a new Matchbook Magazine out and a whole lot more! More»