@Bethenny We're all in the family truckster en route to the hamptons. What are u guys doing?I have a bit of a sore throat:(
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@KimKardashian I hope my seat is next to @KhloeKardashian 's on this flight! Sorry @KeepinUpWKris LOL! The whole fam is heading to the Hamptons!
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• Hopefully, Kanye West won't let his new Twitter feed distract him from upcoming album. [NYT]
• Self-obsession and internet navel gazing are destroying everything, says prolific blogger. [ChristopherLondon]
• On second thought, you can dress like a slob at 230 Fifth. [Eater]
• Pool party promoter Jelly NYC in yet another jam. [BKVegan]
• Times deems summer's slow news days newsworthy. [CityRoom]

• Lindsay's friends are planning to protest her jail time outside Lynwood today [TMZ]
• The Hamptons are really excited for the debut of Lourdes' fashion line [NYPost]
• Facebook introduces yet another less than helpful feature [HuffPost]
• Duck! Or just don't go south -- the O.C. has rabid bats!! [KTLA]
• Uh oh, Kanye got a Twitter. Let the egomania begin. [Popeater]

@PJofDON Howl at the moon. http://tweetphoto.com/35112307
about 3 hours ago via UberTwitter

@blueandcream Monday night drums party @saggmain full moon party-end of the mayan + gregorian calendars!
about 2 hours ago via web

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• Darth Vader wants Earth cash. Confidential to bank robbers: stop trying so hard. [NYDN]
• Mario Batali being sued for stiffing Babbo waiters out of their tips. [Post]
• #changehearttobuttsongs will never get old. Related: twitter makes us all think we're funnier than we are. [Voice]
• Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church were no match for the Comic Con superheroes. Slideshow is epic. [ComicsAlliance, via Boing-Boing]
• Rigging big man in 2008 crane collapse acquitted. [NYT]

@SMYLIFE Issue 8 almost completely laid out - now I am getting a little sad - does that mean summer is coming to an end????
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@MYC_Hamptons Summer's half over & you STILL haven't been out to Montauk Yacht Club? What're you waiting for, beachside bliss is calling
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@MadonnaMichelle Is it the weekend yet?
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@kristianlaliber I can't imagine whores sweat as much as new york pedestrians in this weather
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@spunkyfrog in need of ideas for things to do with my mom and sister while they are visiting this wkend in DC. Louder with distractions is best.

@thenote Joe Miller: "guns are a pretty big thing up here in AK." "not unusual at political rallies."

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@PatrickRuffini Number of surprises in Politico's poll of DC elites: 0. http://politi.co/akI3qU

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@KatieLeeKitchen Pics of the delish food (lamb shank,orzo, loukoumades) I had last night at the Hamptons Greek Festival: http://tinyurl.com/2wo7tqa
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@TweetHampton Hold out for a late lunch gyro & baklava, the Hamptons Greek Festival begins today at 4 p.m. & runs through the weekend http://ow.ly/2cuV2
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@thenote RT @DarrellIssa Small earthquake in DC this morning...someone must have dropped a copy of ObamaCare.

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@SalonMedia Ah, the modern election. Pollsters vs. cell phone users: http://salon.com/a/sGQcfAA==

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@NicolePRexec I need to go wine shopping there! RT @heylovedc: Lots of crying babies at Wegmans cafe #itsalwayscrazyhere More»